http://guyism.com/2010/06/school-ba...aning-bodily-fluids-off-floor-after-prom.html this part had me dying "Well, it’s like my parents always told me: It’s all fun and games until someone ejaculates on the floor."
WOW. In my day..it was a quick getaway to a bathroom for your chick to give you a HJ. Now they just drop it on the Floor? This sounds like a helluva party.
It was a classier, more romantic time back then. Dude, they're in high school. You're talking about a very short window of time. I doubt they got that far.
