School bans “dirty dancing” after cleaning bodily fluids off floor after prom

Prom is an exciting time in life, serving as a cathartic close to one chapter of your life and opening another. How exciting and cathartic? One Philadelphia area high school has banned “dirty dancing” due to “inappropriate touching” leading to the janitors having to “ bodily fluids off the floor.”

Penncrest High School had a successful senior prom last month. As evidenced by the aforementioned bodily fluids, the kids had a good time. But the school followed up the event by issuing the first “Dance Contract” to students, which will be required to be signed before beginning school next year.

According to Philly.com:

“There would be a tight cluster of students . . . and in the center we had no idea what was going on,” said Susan Nolen, copresident of the Parent Teacher Group and mother of two students at Penncrest. “Clearly, there was inappropriate touching; that was obvious during the cleanup of the dances.”

http://guyism.com/2010/06/school-bans-dirty-dancing-after-cleaning-bodily-fluids-off-floor-after-prom.html

this part had me dying "Well, it’s like my parents always told me: It’s all fun and games until someone ejaculates on the floor."