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Seal caught on tape molesting a penguin

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by unluckyluciano, May 13, 2008.

  1. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    link

    Soooooooooooooooooooo I'm thinking the seal maybe just got out of prison?
     
  2. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    How Many More Penguins Have To Suffer Before The Seals Are Locked Up!!!
     
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  3. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Come across this while googling 'Animal Sex' did ya?
     
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  4. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    [​IMG] + [​IMG] = [​IMG]
     
  5. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    no .







    maybe........
     
  6. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    When I saw the title I thought of the pop singer as well. My first reaction was "Why?! Isnt he with Heidi Klum...dumbass!"
     
  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    heidi klum got dumped for happy feet hahahahahahahaha
     
  8. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    x2 rofl

    i was thinking "Heidi Klum is wayyyy better looking than a penguin! .... that is, unless... it was a particularly HOT penguin!"

    :D
     
  9. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    so young and innocent.....
    :pity:
     
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  10. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Well, its not fake but it is deceiving. You see the seal actually had a HUGE mosquito on his back...
     
  11. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    what did they produce?

    A Peal...??
     
  12. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    I thought that was the case too.
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    That is what I thought he ment
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    No it is not fake
     
  15. Celtkin

    Celtkin <B>Webmaster</b> Luxury Box

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    FYI: I deleted the seal clubbing picture.
     
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  16. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    Sadly, that is no longer true.
     
  17. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Sorry if anyone was offended.
     
  18. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    that penguin is going to need alot of counseling. I know I did after that sting ray at sea world tried to................




    nevermind........
     
  19. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    So thats where the chicken thing comes into play? A little, do unto others type a deal...
     
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  20. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I'LL SHOW THOSE STUPID ANIMALS WHOSE BOSS.
    By the way I think because I had to go cheap on the chickens we have been losing. Had to go with the bucket after my last chickens ran off.

    [​IMG]
     
  21. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Dammit! I told you to keep that coop closed tight!

    Chickens can assimilate pretty well if left unsupervised. If they only knew it was for the greater good :cry:
     
  22. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    personally I think it was a mets fan. :shifty:
     
  23. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    for a second there I thought it was the singer "seal" that was caught molesting a penguin.

    I don't know what that says about me.
     
  24. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    We all did. Lucky did it on purpose. He gets satisfaction out of knowing we were all severly dissapointed it was an actual seal that molested a penguin and not the pop singer.
     
  25. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    really? a seal hitting up on a penguin doesn't make anybody laugh?
     
  26. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Yes it was funny. Then in poor taste I posted punishment of seal and effectively made it unfunny...my bad bro. :couch:
     
  27. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    yeah thanks thread killer. hardkore "the thread killer" XXX if that is your real name.......
     
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  28. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Yeah, I have a slight problem of injecting sex/violence into just about everything I do. Maybe thats why Im into S&M... anywho Im getting off topic. Back to seal rapists and chicken ****ers!
     
  29. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    n o .
     
  30. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    well if it makes you feel any better i thought that picture was hilarious.... then again i tend to have a more unusual sense of humor. :up:

    you have to email me that picture bro, or post it on my MS
     
  31. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Will do bro. My humor is about as twisted as it gets. Pic being sent as we speak. :up:
     
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  32. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    yeah i think you and i are about at the same point in the humor dept. :up:
     
  33. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    You guys aren't going to start making out are you.........
     
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  34. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    ROFL

    EDIT: **** **** 5 character rule
     
  35. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Fine Lucky, you can be No. 2 on my top friends
     

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