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Sex takes 3 to 13 minutes, study says

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Celtkin, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. Celtkin

    Celtkin <B>Webmaster</b> Luxury Box

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    Maybe men had it right all along: It doesn't take long to satisfy a woman in bed.

    A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.

    If that sounds like good news to you, don't cheer too loudly. The time does not count foreplay, and the therapists did rate sexual intercourse that lasts from 1 to 2 minutes as "too short."

    Researcher Eric Corty said he hoped to ease the minds of those who believe "more of something good is better, and if you really want to satisfy your partner, you should last forever."

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/04/02/sex.survey.ap/index.html
     
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  2. Celtkin

    Celtkin <B>Webmaster</b> Luxury Box

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  3. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I can go for hours.... with myself... doh!
     
  4. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Maybe lasting too long isnt good if you dont like to have sex or if you thing your partner is butch or if you left the lights on...
     
  5. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Just in time for pizza.
     
  6. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    This is why I plan on moving to Mercury...minutes are shorter there. I could boost my average on Mercury up to at least...five minutes. :up:

    Another tip to satisfying a woman in bed is to tell her what you will buy here while in the throws of passion. Women love to hear about money.


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  7. DevilFin13

    DevilFin13 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    What's that foreplay thing they mentioned? And is there a limit on cuddle time? I'm thinking between 3 and 13 seconds.
     
  8. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    it depends.

    if youre really into the girl, and youve been waiting to do it with her and it finally happens, all that buildup wont lead to long lasting sex i assure you.

    but if its just some broad or your wife, heh....
     
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  9. Fin Fan In Cali

    Fin Fan In Cali Dolphin fan since 1970 Luxury Box

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    Sounds like OT to me.:sidelol:
     
  10. slickj101

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    just take a 5 min break for coffee and i guarantee you can get that 3 mins up to at least 8.
     
  11. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    :sidelol:

    Funny stuff :hi5:
     
  12. Vendigo

    Vendigo German Gigolo Club Member

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    Dude, you're seriously in need of some sex ed. Foreplay is, of course, the act of filling her up with booze. Depending on her physical constitution that process can take between two minutes and several hours. Note: When she runs for the toilet with a hand on her mouth, foreplay has taken too long. Also note: If she's the one filling you up with booze, it isn't called "foreplay" but desperation. Make sure to leave before morning and don't, for the love of God, look back.

    Glad to be of help, dude :up:
     
  13. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    What did the do they other 2-12 minutes?:tongue2:
     
  14. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    3 minutes is the minimum? What the hell is this a marathon?
     
  15. padre31

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    Hmm Thirteen minutes?

    Didn't the NFL cut down half time to 13 minutes a few years ago...now we know why..:lol:

    3 minutes is one round in a heavyweight championship fight, and plenty of guys have been knocked out in the first round...
     
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  16. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I dated an Asian girl a couple years ago who turned me onto "Tantric". My max was about 2 1/2 hours.
     
  17. azfinfanmang

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    Tantric? Sound more like Torture:pity:
     
  18. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Tantric was her fat sister or something?
     
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  19. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    To be honest, you get in the zone and you dont really think about it. Kinda like running a few miles. At first your chuggin after the first quarter mi., but once your in shape a "Runners High" kicks in.

    Ive since dropped that whole routine. 15-20 mins works just fine.
     
  20. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Your lady doesn't seem to think so :pity:
     
  21. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Yours does :up:
     
  22. Big E

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    3 minutes......wow...thats triple my avg.
     
  23. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    3 to 13 minutes?

    Amateurs. :rolleyes:

    :tongue:
     
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  24. phineas64

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    Crap that hurt falling off my chair....
     
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  25. JCowScot

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    What's with all this timing??? As long as the lady is happy and coming back for more (pun intended:rolleyes: ), who cares how long/short it takes?

    "Set your timer in orgasms, not in minutes."
    - Ancient Chinese proverb, attributed to the wiseman Hung Luong.
     
  26. NaboCane

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    :001_rolleyes: Obviously they didn't poll any Cubans.















    :sidelol:
     
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  27. unluckyluciano

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    Then it would have been -3 minutes to 6. Much more realistic IMO.
     
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  28. DevilFin13

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    Thanks for clarifying. I thought that was just part of the whole sex process. That meant sex started for me when I went behind the local Walgreens and bought some roofies.....er, sexual inhibitors.
     
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  29. USArmyFinFan

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    I just recomend marring a nun, none in the morning, none in the night
     
  30. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    Do what most men do before and during sex, take a nap. That'll extend the time for sure.
     
  31. Drowning

    Drowning ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH

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    Owww Im hurtin. My abdominals are burning. Great stuff guys.

    Being Cuban-American myself, I can whole-heartedly say that the one positve thing about communism is that it gives you plenty of time to train on stamina seeing as there's not a damn thing else to do (hence the surplus of cousins). So yall can crack jokes but I's crack bed posts.
     
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  32. finsgirlie

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    during? seesh...
     
  33. Ludacris

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    Then why do I pay by the hour?!?!?!
     
  34. BuckeyeKing

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    Touche

    :lol:
     
  35. Muck

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    All you need to know.

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  36. Samphin

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    This thread now takes longer to read than sex itself...
     
  37. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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  38. steveincolorado

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    Does that include a sandwich?
     
  39. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Thats post game, unless you're George Costanza.
     
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