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Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by His'nBeatYour'n, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. His'nBeatYour'n

    His'nBeatYour'n Glass Ceiling Repairman

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    15 Franchises have won the Superbowl since the last time the Dolphins did. (1973)

    23 Franchises have appeared in the Superbowl since the last time the Dolphins did. (1984)

    26 Franchises have appeared in the Championship game since the last time the Dolphins did. (1992)

    25 Franchises have won a playoff game since the last time the Dolphins did. (2000)

    29 Franchises have selected a QB in the 1st round since the last time the Dolphins did. (1983) Only Kansas City and New Orleans have a longer 1st round QB drought than Miami.

    Since Dan Marino was forced into retirement I count only 4 franchises (WAS, DEN, BUF, CLE) that haven't had a single QB who was better than the best QB the Dolphins have had since Marino.
    And that has me counting Cutler as an average QB who was no better in Denver than Pennington in 08.

    And of those 4 equally bad franchises all have drafted at least 1 QB in the first round since Marino retired. In fact WAS, DEN, CLE, each selected a QB twice in the 1st round since 2000.

    It is time for a QB.
     
  2. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Sad stuff.

    Charlie Sheen has done 6000 lines of coke and had sex with 7000 porn stars since the the last time the Dolphins had a decent coach. A little humor is needed right now.
     
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  3. His'nBeatYour'n

    His'nBeatYour'n Glass Ceiling Repairman

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    To be fair. That would also be true even if Shula coached in Week 1.
     
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  4. frozenfin

    frozenfin Well-Known Member

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    Tony Sparano has pumped his fist 792 times since the last time the Dolphins scored a touchdown.
     
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  6. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Let's get political

    Who was President last time the Dolphins made the playoffs? George W. Bush

    Who was President time last the Dolphins won a playoff game? Bill Clinton

    Who was President last time the Dolphins made the AFC Championship game? George Bush Sr.

    Who was President last time the Dolphins made the Super Bowl? Ronald Reagan

    Who was President last time the Dolphins had a consistent 1,000 yard rusher(excluding Ricky Williams)? Jimmy Carter(Larry Csonka was the last perennial RB/FB we had until 1979 when he retired.)

    Who was President last time the Dolphins won the Super Bowl? Nixon

    It's interesting that the Dolphins have gotten progressively worse with each new Presidential era.
     

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