Skeet84 Press Conference regarding how he got the job - "Wasn't planning on doing the GM League this year due to time, But the Commissioner asked because of a dropped GM. I have worked with King Felix before and he is a great addition as Co-GM. Spoke with him and we are both equally excited about the challenge of getting the Patriots back to winning Super Bowls. Owner Bob Kraft is extremely excited and told us that we have complete control to do whatever we need to get the Pats back to there winning ways. Time to get to work!"
Foxboro, MA -- (GML) The NFL is investigating a possible videotaping done by GM Skeet84. The videotapes are said to feature GM's video recording colleagues sending private messages to each other on thePHINS.com. The league is expected to fine the Patriots and force them to give up all 1,000 draft choices that they have.
Buffalo, NY -- (GML) The NFL is investigating a possible videotaping done by GM Toddsphins on franchise grounds. The videotapes are said to feature homosexual content in an extreme graphic nature. The league is expected to fine the Bills and force them to release all Clemson alums on their roster.