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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Miamian, Sep 23, 2009.

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  1. Miamian

    Miamian Senior Member

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    A friend of mine sent this to me by e-mail. I haven't checked Snopes, but it's a good story anyway.

    Don't know how true this is ...

    BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR,
    DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY

    Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued.. and WON!


    (Stay with me.)


    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
    that the claim was frivolous.


    The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from
    the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".


    NOW FOR THE BEST PART..



    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON (Arson is the crime of deliberately and maliciously setting fire to structures or wildland areas.) With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

    This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent


    Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

    ONLY IN America!
     
  2. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    holy ****. that is irony at its best.
     
  3. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Winner!
     
  4. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    yeah its false. pretty funny though.
     
  5. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Winner winner Chicken dinner :yes:
     
  6. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    If one looks hard enough they will find an excellent dick joke in this story.
     
  7. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    I'll take your word for it.. I don't go around looking for dick, joke or not.. even if it might be excellent :shifty:
     
  8. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Prude.
     
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