Pay no attention to old Padre. He's being a fuddy duddy. I may have missed it, had you put it in the rants forum. I needed a good laugh today.
I've got a ton of respect for everyone on this board, but especially Padre. That man is the encyclopedic friend I never had. Plus, he's not a sheeple (sherpson?). I'm planning on dodging the draft with him due to his knowledge of the CFL, but he doesn't know this yet...so shhhh! I'm sure he'll want to go to Mexico due to his flirtations with the latinas, but I'll be able to convince him that he's just not quite ready for domestic violence (take off, eh!). The fan comments on these "why your team sucks" articles are the best comedy I've seen in a while. One guy from Detroit, I think, called his team a military-style beta test of failure. The whole AFC East is a riot with the Lions and the Browns as must read schaudenfreud...
