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So my girlfriend caught me looking at "corn"... need advice

Discussion in 'Questions and Answers' started by Seeking Answers, May 4, 2009.

  1. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    .. So I dont look at what you guys would call "corn" aka porn, to get my "jollies" if you wiill, I do it for something to do beacuse i am bored. .. One day my girlfriend caught me and I told her i would nver do it agin. So i havent, she till acuses me of it even thouugh i dont do it.. what should i do? She told me how it made her feel and I felt really bad because she thought i didnt love her anymore aftewords. but thats not true. Can some of the ladies give me an oppion to mabey figure things out? We are ok now, but every now and again i get the urge to do it.
     
  2. anlgp

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    maynard, is that you?

    it's more than porn, it's a trust issue.

    you say you stopped and she should believe you... don't know what i can say.
     
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  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    am i the only one that has NEVER called or heard porn called "corn" ????
     
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  4. 2k5

    2k5 I miss Ted Ginn Jr.

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    I'm from Iowa, they are one in the same here :sad:
     
  5. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Where have you been man?

    It's "Pron".
     
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  6. unstoppablefnz

    unstoppablefnz New Member

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    haha no Maynard called it that..
     
  7. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    i thought someone called in pron........but i never heard corn haha
     
  8. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito. Club Member

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    If you are someone who likes porn so much that he wants to look at it, then you should find yourself a woman who does not care if you look at porn.
     
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  9. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    Now I know who started this thread. Griddles, stop hiding...:shifty:
     
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  10. unstoppablefnz

    unstoppablefnz New Member

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    ohh man...
     
  11. unstoppablefnz

    unstoppablefnz New Member

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    I have relatives from Iowa.. they love their corn:lol:
     
  12. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    my 13 yr old brother calls it "corn" to hide it from our mom :up:

    great move getting out of the house!
     
  13. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    .. thats how i came up with the name of the poast. Gives some entertainment.. thanks Lil bro!
     
  14. Phinperor

    Phinperor formerly In_Flames Luxury Box

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    I think you may have just invented 'cron' :shifty:

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Seeking Answers

    Seeking Answers New Member

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    :knucks: but again.. I'm giving props to my lil bro.. who might just turn out to be pretty awsome
     
  16. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    I'm no lady but have sex with her. It'll probably make her feel better because your not looking at blue eyed blondies on the internet and are focusing your thoughts on her. I dunno if you looked at porn because you want to satisfy yourself physically but if you do watch it for that reason, then don't go on it, picture it in your head instead and then do what you need to do.

    I'm not the best at giving advice but that's probably what I'd do. Something like that at least.
     
  17. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Just go 'bate. Then you won't want to look at corn anymore (at that moment).
     
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  18. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Followed by a complete sense of guilt and shame.
     
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  19. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    That'll buys him 10 minutes of not looking at po---cron. Then what?
    You are young, once you pass 35 you'll realize that you're not going to hell for jerkin the gherkin. At least I freaking hope not! :shifty:
     
  20. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    You know that feeling though, while you're walking to the bathroom to clean up?

    That "I am such a loser" stench you fell you're covered in while you're pants are still around your ankles and you now smell like whatever strong-scented lotion your girlfriend and/or wife had lying around. :pity:
     
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  21. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    No.
     
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  22. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Me neither.
     
  23. anlgp

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    might i suggest masturbating with the thought your g/f?

    i know it might seem boring.. but it does help.

    take it from a corn addict...
     
  24. vmarcilfan75

    vmarcilfan75 blah...blah...blah... Club Member

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    coughRBTcough
     
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  25. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Any woman that wont let you look at corn is an anti american and should be shot on site. Terrorism is not a joke my friend. Tell if she wants you to stop looking at corn to cook you a nice meal...followed by some nice oral.
     
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  26. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    It's a self-esteem issue. My wife knows I look at it, and it doesn't bother her because she is confident that I want HER in the sack.
     
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  27. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Good lord I would hope so, your wife would go nuts. :lol:
     
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  28. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    The tags for this thread are very funny.
     
  29. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    lies. She needs to realize porn is normal and guys jerk off. period.
     
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  30. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You Club Member

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    Corn.... Iowa.... Griddles...

    I see how you got there.

    So clever, you are. :pity:
     
  31. baboo72

    baboo72 Bleeding aqua & orange

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    Ask if she wants to lend a hand?! :confused2:
     
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  32. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Make your own porn! Then you can watch it together and post it on line if she ever screws you over!
     
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  33. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Then we all win.
     
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  34. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    Someone had to say it. :pointlol:
     
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  35. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :hi5:
     
  36. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Show her the good side of it and watch it together.
     
  37. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    The good side? She may get intimidated by interracial bukkake.
     
  38. m ino

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    dump her..dump her now! i could see if ya'll had been married for a few years,but the whole point(atleast when i was a kid)of getting a girlfriend was so i didn't have to watch corn with freida and her five sisters sitting in the dark with the door locked and the shades down anymore.you shouldn't have time to watch corn or tron or be known as "slingin sammie" anymore till atleast the 2-3rd yr of marriage..there is something seriously wrong with her(or maybe you lol)to not want to do the humpty dance 24-7.find you a nice pentacostal girl who likes wathcing corn more than you and your problems will be over.
     

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