Star Trek vs Star Wars

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Alex44Alex44New Member
Jul 4, 2009, 11:24 PM

Pagan, you are right. The Borg are just about the BEST villian ever in anything ever created.

They dont bring you to the dark side, they F'n assimilate you.

On the draft Quentin Rollins bandwagon.

Crappy TipperCrappy TipperNew Member
Jul 4, 2009, 11:28 PM

Come on Pagan don't be brining your butterface chick with the thing on her face in here against Princess Leia.

Besides can your girl inspire this much imitation?

And if you want to toss dumb hairy creatures into the mix.

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Colorado DolfanColorado DolfanNew Member
Jul 5, 2009, 12:20 AM

Google Image search:

Trekkies vs. Star Wars Fans

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...get happy.

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Clark KentClark Kentforum_veteran
Jul 5, 2009, 02:23 AM

"Pagan wrote:

And yet it's legal to try to act seriously alongside a muppet.

Yoda is that badass.

The Borg and Khan. > Vader.

Vader turned out to be a puss in the end. Khan, in his dying breath, told Kirk "From hell's heart, I stab at thee..."

Badass to the end.

Your definition of badass absolutely sucks :lol::lol:. The blonde guy with the mullet who says "thee" is more badass than Vader?

Your volley.

Sorry, it's already Game.Set.Match. Star Wars won awhile ago.

Not to mention the weapons of choice. Lightsabers FTW.

BuckeyeKingBuckeyeKingNew Member
Jul 5, 2009, 05:06 AM

:lol: section its just a fiction series why cant someone think Star Trek is better? I doubt you will persuade them. Oh wait I got it....


"you will vote for Star Wars"

Vengeful OdinVengeful Odinforum_veteran
Jul 5, 2009, 10:04 AM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

seven seasons of the next generation.
three seasons of the original .
six of deep space nine.
=
star trek >>>> star wars.

now you can end the thread.

I don't think we can be friends any more. :pity:

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Jul 5, 2009, 10:23 AM

"Clark Kent wrote:

Yoda is that badass.

Your definition of badass absolutely sucks :lol::lol:. The blonde guy with the mullet who says "thee" is more badass than Vader?

Your own argument contradicts itself.

You tell me my definition of badass sucks immediately after saying that a tiny green muppet that sounds like Grover is badass.

I don't even have to couinter that one! :lol:
Google Image search:

Trekkies vs. Star Wars Fans



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Dude...I had the misfortune of spending a weekend in Disney Hollywood Studios during "Star Wars Weekend".

If you truly think Star Wars fans are as cool as in the carefully selected photos you posted, spend 20 minutes on a line for a ride while four guys who've more than likely never seen a naked female before stand behind you dressed in full costume in 90 degree heat arguing over what planet bounty hunters come from.

Let's face it...BOTH franchises inspire a bunch of guys to be sitting at their keyboards arguing about them on a SATURDAY NIGHT.

What does that tell you? :wink2:

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

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unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jul 5, 2009, 10:30 AM

"Pagan wrote:

Let's face it...BOTH franchises inspire a bunch of guys to be sitting at their keyboards arguing about them on a SATURDAY NIGHT.

What does that tell you? :wink2:

It tells you you better stop judging me and my saturday night activities.

I CHOOSE TO BE HOME ALONE!!!

:cry:

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Colorado DolfanColorado DolfanNew Member
Jul 5, 2009, 11:08 AM

"Pagan wrote:

If you truly think Star Wars fans are as cool as in the carefully selected photos you posted, spend 20 minutes on a line for a ride while four guys who've more than likely never seen a naked female before stand behind you dressed in full costume in 90 degree heat arguing over what planet bounty hunters come from.

Just want to go on record: The "carefully-selected" pics I posted were the very first pics that came up under GISs under "Trekkies" and "Star Wars fans" respectively...

Try it yourself... :lol:

Okay, not exactly true, the first pic for "Trekkies" was this:

...but I didn't think that really applied.

...and bounty hunters come from all planets, duh... :wink2:

"Pagan wrote:

Let's face it...BOTH franchises inspire a bunch of guys to be sitting at their keyboards arguing about them on a SATURDAY NIGHT.

What does that tell you? :wink2:

True... FML... :pity:

Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...

...get happy.

-Cam Wake

FiresoleFiresoleNew Member
Jul 5, 2009, 11:19 AM

"Pagan wrote:

Star Trek by a mile.

Star Wars is great, but man...I could do without some of the complete CHEESEBALL characters. I mean c'moin...ewoks?

Wow, I'd prefer an Ewok over a Tribble anyday.

You mention that you could do without the cheeseball characters. What the he'll wold you classify William Shatner as? Just a crappy actor who got to bang all those alien species?.....and Ohura




Star Wars FTW

Star Trek always felt more real, like alot of it could actually happen, while Star Wars always felt like a Saturday morning cartoon show.

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PaganPaganforum_veteran
Jul 5, 2009, 11:42 AM

"Colorado Dolfan wrote:

Just want to go on record: The "carefully-selected" pics I posted were the very first pics that came up under GISs under "Trekkies" and "Star Wars fans" respectively...

Well THERE's the problem!!!

EVERYONE knows they're called TREKKERS, not TREKKIES. :tongue2:

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

FinSaneFinSaneforum_veteran
Jul 5, 2009, 11:52 AM

"Pagan wrote:

Well THERE's the problem!!!

EVERYONE knows they're called TREKKERS, not TREKKIES. :tongue2:

At least SWs fans dont have a label, theyre just called fans. Also, Trekkies think Star Trek is Science Fact. :no:

:tongue2:

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Jul 5, 2009, 01:17 PM

"FinSane wrote:

At least SWs fans dont have a label, theyre just called fans. Also, Trekkies think Star Trek is Science Fact. :no:

:tongue2:

Funny...I always labeled them "Dorks".

But "Virgins" fits also. :tongue2:

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

padre31padre31luxury_box
Jul 5, 2009, 01:21 PM

Star Wars, no doubt about, Star Trek took itself far too seriously.

Han Solo was a smuggler/n'er do well, a character like that would not last .0003 seconds on Statist Trek...err...Star Trek..

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jul 5, 2009, 01:23 PM

"padre31 wrote:

Star Wars, no doubt about, Star Trek took itself far too seriously.

Han Solo was a smuggler/n'er do well, a character like that would not last .0003 seconds on Statist Trek...err...Star Trek..

star trek had a ton of whore captains and green alien women! far from serious.

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FinSaneFinSaneforum_veteran
Jul 5, 2009, 01:23 PM

"Pagan wrote:

Funny...I always labeled them "Dorks".

But "Virgins" fits also. :tongue2:

Uh i think that applies to both fanbases

at least theyre not re-living the 80s like some people i know :shifty:

padre31padre31luxury_box
Jul 5, 2009, 01:28 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

star trek had a ton of whore captains and green alien women! far from serious.

I'm certainly not going to argue specific scenes from each series/film.

Put it this way, there have been 11 (!) Star Trek films, only one has been memorable and that was due to the Khan character, one film had the Enterprise going back in time to save the whales...

Dude...whales?...Can anyone even name the plots from the other 10 films?

Star Trek is pure cheeseball, fans have been known to learn the Klingon Language for pete's sake, they are so geeky Bill Gates won't hang out with them..

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jul 5, 2009, 01:45 PM

"padre31 wrote:

I'm certainly not going to argue specific scenes from each series/film.

Put it this way, there have been 11 (!) Star Trek films, only one has been memorable and that was due to the Khan character, one film had the Enterprise going back in time to save the whales...

Dude...whales?...Can anyone even name the plots from the other 10 films?

Star Trek is pure cheeseball, fans have been known to learn the Klingon Language for pete's sake, they are so geeky Bill Gates won't hang out with them..

ummmmmmm you just named two plots. And cheese, I have 3 words for you jarjar ****ing binks.

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


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padre31padre31luxury_box
Jul 5, 2009, 01:50 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

ummmmmmm you just named two plots. And cheese, I have 3 words for you jarjar ****ing binks.

At least you can recall the character, I have no clue what the other ten Star Trek film plots are/were.

How to speak Klingon:

YouTube - Pretty Intense Klingon Lesson

Or for the Ubber Maximus Trek Geek..."I feel pretty" sung in Klingon:

YouTube - "I Feel Pretty" sung in Klingon

No wonder Bill Gates doesn't pick up the phone when the Trekkie convention calls...:lol::no:

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jul 5, 2009, 01:55 PM

"padre31 wrote:

At least you can recall the character, I have no clue what the other ten Star Trek film plots are/were.

You can recall kirk, spock, scotty, etc I'm sure come on now.

"padre31 wrote:

How to speak Klingon:

YouTube - Pretty Intense Klingon Lesson

Or for the Ubber Maximus Trek Geek..."I feel pretty" sung in Klingon:

YouTube - "I Feel Pretty" sung in Klingon

No wonder Bill Gates doesn't pick up the phone when the Trekkie convention calls...:lol::no:

there is nothing wrong with being bi lingual. You're such a xenophobe.

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

padre31padre31luxury_box
Jul 5, 2009, 02:08 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

You can recall kirk, spock, scotty, etc I'm sure come on now.

The best star trek film wasn't a Star Trek film, it was Galaxy Quest.

As for the characters, Shatner said it besT:

YouTube - William Shatner's "Get a Life" promo

"You've turned an enjoyable little job, I did as a lark for a few years, into a colossol waste of time. (Shatners pretending to be furious now) I mean how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves? You!! Shatner shouts out, (pointing to a guy wearing glasses and really pointy vulcan ears) you must be almost 30, have you ever kissed a girl? (The trekkie guy does'nt answer and instead hangs his head in shame) I did'nt think so!" says Shatner whos only just getting warmed up. "

"Theres a whole world out there! When I was your age, I did'nt watch television, I lived! So move out of your parents' basements and get your own appartments and GROW THE HELL UP!! It's just a tv show dammit! It's just a tv show." declares shatner flabbergasted.

You're 30, have you ever kissed a girl?

Priceless...:lol:

there is nothing wrong with being bi lingual. You're such a xenophobe.

In this case that is the correct use of xenophobe, as in biased toward my species, not some Klingon wannabes...sheesh...a disgrace to humanity if you ask me...:wink2:

Crappy TipperCrappy TipperNew Member
Jul 5, 2009, 02:51 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

ummmmmmm you just named two plots. And cheese, I have 3 words for you jarjar ****ing binks.

Do you really want to claim there are no bad characters in Star Trek?

"unluckyluciano wrote:

You can recall kirk, spock, scotty, etc I'm sure come on now.

I would stack Vader, Yoda, Boba Fett, Luke, Leia, Solo, Chewbacca, R2D2 & C3PO up against anyoneyou can bring from Star Trek for memorable characters.

As a matter of fact taking Kirk, Spock & Scotty out of the picture the rest are second tier characters at best.

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padre31padre31luxury_box
Jul 5, 2009, 03:13 PM

Well, it's not that Star Trek was a terrible franchise, I can still watch the shows occasionally, it's more some people go completely overboard and blur the line between enjoyable franchise and real, not "reel" life.

The blogger I C&Ped that Shatner quote from was playing what "Capt Kirk" said off like he was merely joking, on the SNL skit he was joking, but he actually had said that stuff at a Trekkie Convention and even the blogger refuses to believe it.

FWIW, I used to like the "Q" character from the series.

Alex44Alex44New Member
Jul 5, 2009, 03:43 PM

"Crappy Tipper wrote:

Do you really want to claim there are no bad characters in Star Trek?

I would stack Vader, Yoda, Boba Fett, Luke, Leia, Solo, Chewbacca, R2D2 & C3PO up against anyoneyou can bring from Star Trek for memorable characters.

As a matter of fact taking Kirk, Spock & Scotty out of the picture the rest are second tier characters at best.

The problem is that NONE of the characters from Star Wars are original. They are all borrowed from other stories with a few minor tweaks to fit their universe.

On the draft Quentin Rollins bandwagon.

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jul 5, 2009, 03:50 PM

"Crappy Tipper wrote:

Do you really want to claim there are no bad characters in Star Trek?

I said that where again??

"Crappy Tipper wrote:

I would stack Vader, Yoda, Boba Fett, Luke, Leia, Solo, Chewbacca, R2D2 & C3PO up against anyoneyou can bring from Star Trek for memorable characters.

As a matter of fact taking Kirk, Spock & Scotty out of the picture the rest are second tier characters at best.

picard, not second tier. janeway, 7 of 9, data, yeah you are missing a few first tier characters.

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