Yes!!!

 

Well, it looks like sex with a dedicated (pun intended) partner will do the same thing, since their only objection is the risk of STD's. Us married guys now have a medical reason to ask for more sex! :woot:

 

That's been the word for a long time.

I'm not taking any chances.

 

Wow, guess I can skip those yearly exams!!!... :up:

 

I heard about this on Conan last night.

The punchline was, the only downside to frequent masturbation is...NOTHING.

 

well I guess its time to go jerk... i mean werk.

 

:woot:

 

Haha, I guess nice guys dont finish last after all

 

here's to a healthy prostate!!


he says while typing one handed.....

 

wow that was an old study, I remember hearing that like two years ago... you guys must have been missing out :sidelol:

 

:no:---- I bet Some of us havent :hi5:

 

Actually, its usually premature ejaculation. But I'd rather be the "Minute Man" than have prostate cancer. Hell, I'd rather be the "Minute Man" than have to have my prostate checked.

 

I think you got it backwards, I'm not sure how frequent masturbation can cause premature ejaculation. If anything it's the opposite.

 

I gotta agree, you get a better handle on the situation after a lot, I mean a lot of practice.

 

When one waxes their lance, they concentrate, fantasize, and try to get it over with as fast as possible. When you do that over and over and over again, your body learns to do just that when the "real thing" comes along. The opposite as you say, does happen if you are by yourself all the time or if you do it just before a date (Ben Stiller in Something about Mary:lol:). Of couse everyone is different.

I used to do alot of manuscript reviews for several index medicus journals, and a nutty collegue sent me an abstract of this once.

 

So I guess the proper procedure is foreplay first, maybe a little dinner before that, then go slow and think of baseball and dead kitties.

 

Not to mention you avoid a lot of bad decisions altogether. :lol:

 

:yahoo:

:hammertime:

This is the best news I've heard all day!

 

What does Vengeful Odin mean? To me it sounds like some emo lubricant.

 

Yes, that is exactly what it means. That's why I changed my screen name. :wink2:

 

Finally some good news to jerk us around with !! :lol:

 

No more hiding the dirty movies from my wife.......its all about staying healthy!!!!!!

 

Yo Sick! U B sick, man!! :sidelol:

 

Thats what they say bro :up::hi5:

 

eh well...i better get crackin...

 

And the joke murder of the day comes from ALEN.

 

Maj should be fine then

 

You know it!:wink2:

 

Alen will live to a million.......

 

and two.

 

I've spent countless hours helping to research this, I hope they credit me for all of my hard work.

 

Real clever :pity:

 

Your handy work?