Team Selection Thread

Yup, I'm in like Donkey Kong.

You always surprise me, Omenal...... Here I pictured you more as a butterdry gang kinda guy.

 

Are you making cool GM League sigs for everyone?
You are, great.
I'll take one.

 

2 more.

 

We should go to a forum for the last two teams and see if a poster from their site wants to come over and take over their team.

 

Who's unclaimed? The Jets?

I'd rather have unprotected shenanigans with a conflicted woman who frequently offers her mouth, baby maker, and/or excrement orifice for financial means used to procure crack cocaine, offers it up directly for crack cocaine, or barters goods in fair exchange for one crack rock (like a stolen 50' plasma or Daytona Rolex).

 

It depends how it shakes out, but the Jets have an owner likely.

Somehow I think I missed the point.

 

Crack whore. I'd rather dunk my unwrapped meat in one than GM the Jets.

 

Don't worry I am doing the dishonors of being the Jets this year as I know they are usually the last team to go, plus it makes sense since I have GMed the Bills, Dolphins, Patriotsx2.

 

Paul and gish need to get their azzes in here.

 

I know this is a bit off topic, but can we do the Madden Sim at the end of the NFL season, or at least after the middle? I only ask because the ratings are updated and I feel like we should be rewarded for finding hidden gems that are rated much higher once they show what they can do rather than at the beginning of the year when no one knows how good they'll be.

 

Forgive my ignorance but how does this little game work? I get to be the GM of a franchise and make moves sort of like Fantasy football? Is there a live draft or do we get the rosters that are already there?

 

Bucs
Dolphins
Redskins
Eagles
Cowboys

 

Fins are off the table.

 

You take over a team as they were at the end of the 2011 season with the rosters they already have. You then hire/fire your coaches, sign/cut/trade your players, and then the draft in a nutshell.

 

This is a good idea.

 

1)redskins
2)49ers
3)titans
4)jets
5)giants

 

LOL.
That's 32, and I don't think one single guy put Buffalo on his list.

 

Well, depends on lmeister's list/activity, but BUFF is on 4 lists already.

 

Oh.
Guess I should have gone back and double-checked that before spewing such keyboard diarrhea.

 

Except you right?

 

Riiiggghhht.
Love me some Bills.

 

So your saying you hate yukon cornelius, therefore you hate Xmas, thus you hate children. Children hater!

 

Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit. You can't fire me, I quit. Seems I don't fit in.

 

We'll miss you Paul *sniff* Good luck starting up though!

 

Paul I officially offer you the job as Foreign Lead Scout of Oceania territory. You will have to go to Fiji, Tonga, Australia and New Zealand for potential future contracts. I expect a report every 4 months on the next it punter from the Australian Football League.

 

You do Canadian taxes, eh?

 

It's somewhat disturbing you remember the song that well....

 

I have a borderline eidetic memory. Comes in handy for tests when you don't study much.

 

Eminem is good stuff.

 

Yeah, really. I start up just as Paul's ditching.



















Seems like a fair trade off to me.

 

PSG is quite taxing. Can you write him off?

 

Wow, won't be the same without Paul. It feels like I made a fairly big trade with him every season.