The 2013 ThePhins.com Combine Results (Poster Measurments, 40 time etc)

****. you.

"Bpk wrote:

I am throwing a challenge out there to all posters who wish to participate in the First Annual ThePhins.com Combine.

Post the following stats for yourself (please have a second person measure and verify)

Height
Weight
Arm Length
Hand Size
40 Yard Dash
Bench Press (225lbs)
Broad Jump
Vertical
Cone
20 Yard Shuttle
60 Yard Shuttle
BodyFat %

Explanations of these are here: http://www.nfl.com/combine/workouts

Let's see how we stack up.

I'm going to do mine tomorrow and I'll post them here. (My wife is a fitness trainer and life coach, so I'll have her time me in the park and measure me and stuff)

sorry, but that made me lol

:p

Can I use my measurements & stats from like 2 years ago?

I think I feel like a... cold coming on... errr something.

Todd and the majority of posters are outta shape fat bodies. GL getting them to givebu a report.

"Fin-Omenal wrote:

Todd and the majority of posters are outta shape fat bodies. GL getting them to givebu a report.

I are not. Just haven't worked out/exercised in 2 years, and some of those drills have 2 days worth of subsequent pain written all over 'em, broad jump being one.

Well, honestly I think it'll just be funny to see how far off I am from the pro athletes I'm 'critiquing' for their combine performances.

Post the following stats for yourself (please have a second person measure and verify) (No one volunteered to verify anything about me. They know me too well!)

Height..... Not tall enough to reach the top shelf virtually anywhere. As Garfield said about this and the next topic "I am not overweight. I am undertall!

Weight Get Real! My Doctor has a talking scale.. It told me "One at a time, please." Doc told me to exercise. I told him about my blown out knees (One MCL, two Meniscus tears - catcher, Nose Tackle), Back (L3/4, L4/5 disc herniated from lifting weights), torn rotator cuff, separated shoulder surgery, and job.. too much chair parade, too many parishioners who love to feed the pastor! AND - a covered-dish supper for any reason whatsoever.. He mentioned chains and bread and water!

Arm Length I can still reach her... does that count!

Hand Size I can still reach around it.

40 Yard Dash Give me 10 yards and a colonoscopy prep and I can beat anyone, anytime, anywhere with a booster assist even!!

Bench Press (225lbs) I can do that easy. Every time I sit down, I press the bench with more than that!

Broad Jump Come on!!! Not at my age.!!! Besides that, they can outrun me
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Vertical Yep... Still Am - most of the time!.

Cone I run over several in any number of parking lots.. specially when the grandkids are hollering.

20 Yard Shuttle does unloading the car after my wife goes shopping count?.... It oughta count for something. She loves to shop!

60 Yard Shuttle Every time I mow the lawn.. Back and forth, back and forth.

BodyFat % ---- Is it.. You bet it is.. Besides that, my wife watches every cooking show on television

"RevRick wrote:

Post the following stats for yourself (please have a second person measure and verify) (No one volunteered to verify anything about me. They know me too well!)

Height..... Not tall enough to reach the top shelf virtually anywhere. As Garfield said about this and the next topic "I am not overweight. I am undertall!
Weight Get Real! My Doctor has a talking scale.. It told me "One at a time, please." Doc told me to exercise. I told him about my blown out knees (One MCL, two Meniscus tears -
..............catcher, Nose Tackle), Back (L3/4, L4/5 disc herniated from lifting weights), torn rotator cuff, separated shoulder surgery, and job.. too much chair parade, too many parishioners
............. who love to feed the pastor! AND - a covered-dish supper for any reason whatsoever.. He mentioned chains and bread and water!
Arm Length I can still reach her... does that count!
Hand Size I can still reach around it.
40 Yard Dash Give me 10 yards and a colonoscopy prep and I can beat anyone, anytime, anywhere with a booster assist even!!
Bench Press (225lbs)..... I can do that easy. Every time I sit down, I press the bench with more than that!
Broad Jump...... Come on... not at my age.... besides that, they can outrun me.
Vertical Yep... Still Am - most of the time!.
Cone ............ I run over several in any number of parking lots.. specially when the grandkids are hollering.
20 Yard Shuttle ..... does unloading the car after my wife goes shopping count?.... It oughta count for something. She loves to shop!
60 Yard Shuttle----- Every time I mow the lawn.. Back and forth, back and forth.
BodyFat % ---- Is it.. You bet it is.. Besides that, my wife watches every cooking show on television

LMAO :lol:

so what you're saying, Rev, is you'll think about it?

Lol..BK, you a funny dude..I'm just having all kinds of visuals of you and your wife post combine..

Pics Or it never happened.

My results:

Height 5' 9 3/4"
Weight 150
Arm Length 31' 1/2"
Hand Size 8 3/8"
40 Yard Dash 6.09
Bench Press (225lbs) DNL
Broad Jump 6' 10 1/2"
Vertical 19 3/4"
Cone 9.78
20 Yard Shuttle 5.53
60 Yard Shuttle 9.16
BodyFat % 13.3%

I think my draft stock may be falling post-combine.

"Bpk wrote:

I think my draft stock may be falling post-combine.

The real reason it is falling is because you failed to provide me with your evaluation on V McDonald

"Bpk wrote:

My results:

Height 5' 9 3/4"
Weight 150
Arm Length 31' 1/2"
Hand Size 8 3/8"
40 Yard Dash 6.09
Bench Press (225lbs) DNL
Broad Jump 6' 10 1/2"
Vertical 19 3/4"
Cone 9.78
20 Yard Shuttle 5.53
60 Yard Shuttle 9.16
BodyFat % 13.3%

5'9, 150????????

Is this midget-ball?

"Bpk wrote:

I think my draft stock may be falling post-combine.

You sucked balls in the interviews as well.

You scored NINETEEN in the vertical??? And you made it public?????

Height 5' 9 3/4"

haha you're a mexican.

Kicker. ;)

Rich Eisen is faster than you!!!

"Boomer wrote:

You sucked balls in the interviews as well.

I would think ball sucking would raise one's stock.....

Barry, I commend you for idea. I commend you more for actually making your numbers public. Half the size of Tavon Austin and slower than Rich Eisen with a vertical that wouldn't look out of place on one of The Golden Girls ;)

I see a lot of room to add bulk. That can be construed as positive in the right context.

I commend Barry for actually posting his numbers.

I had someone time me in the 40 behind the gymnasium on a concrete surface once at the end of college. We had a 5.9 hand timed. Suffice it to say I weigh more than Barry.

"unluckyluciano wrote:

Height 5' 9 3/4"

haha you're a mexican.

The one RB Rouse is 5'5" and change!!!