I assume you posted this from your Blackberry while you were on the highway, putting on makeup and sipping some coffee, while swatting at the arguing kids in the backseat?
and crying while listening to a long distance commercial, while making dinner, folding laundry, giving birth, and making the bed, all in enough time to pretty yourself up before the hubby gets home.
And I thank God for women like you and my friend Gloria every day. But you are the exception to the rule.
I'd never slap you op. Well, maybe, but probably not What's up with the new avi? Who is that? What happened to your cute little 5 year old self?
That's the extremely good looking real Opie in the flesh. You can print it up and keep it in your wallet.
Oh my, how sweet of you. I just can't wait to show you off to all my friends opie. Oooooh, I do believe I'm developing a case of the vapors.
Take a towel, soak it in cool water and put it on your neck. That's what my wife has to do when I enter the room. Gad, I'm so full of it.
Good idea. But I've been doing it anyway. Our a/c went out and I swear I think I'm melting. This GA humidity is awful. We just had a window unit. We've been trying to save and get a bigger btu, but we've got a ways to go yet. So, all you guys keep your fingers crossed, pray etc. before my keyboard and us melt.............................. Yes you are full of it opie, but we love ya anyway!!!!!
hey me and my wigga friends can listen to what we want, when we want, dont like it. roll up your window grandpa! agree 100%. i never use turn signals when switching lanes. theres a space, theres no reason to warn you im going to get in front of you, if the space is that little where i need you to slow down so i can get in, i wont switch lanes. the minute i switch my turn signal on, people will speed up so they dont have to get behind another car. however when i make a turn, i always use my turn signal and hate when people dont. i usually get up on their *** and honk my horn when no turn signal is made. its fun...
I received a warning (thank goodness) on the Jersey Turnpike heading to a Thanksgiving Party. Officer said, I switched lanes (from center to far left passing) without using my signal. So we stop and he says "do you know what you did"? I said, yes, I was passing the slower car in front of me (who slowed down cause he saw you)....I didnt speed up as my cruise control was set @ 9 MPH over the posted limit. Is that too fast? Officer said, "no, you werent speeding, but you didnt signal your intentions." I said, but no other car was in the lane I was moving into, whats the problem? He said, "son, do you want a warning or a ticket"? I said, a warning...he said, "then stop talking, and use your signal". I said ok....never did get an answer on that one...but I try to use my signal more freguently when switching lanes.
I always use my signal when changing lanes, mostly because most people dont and Im always afraid the one time I dont someone else will merge and clip me. Next time you see a cop, look to see if he signals when he changes. Guarantee you he/she doesn't.
thats the florida law, so if the other vehicle is not effect by their movement no signal is needed here. of course the cop can say whatever he wants to still ticket you.
yea they never do, although that is the one time i use my signal when switching lanes, in the presense of a cop, i take no chances with those guys..
You know what I can't stand? People who just don't pay attention and almost nail me by cutting me off...Then, they flick ME off. Also, next time you come to a traffic light that has one lane with a continuous green arrow, look at the pavement near it. You will see skid marks every time because some idiot stopped with the rest of the lights, and the guy behind him had to slam on his brakes to avoid hitting him.
I love flipping people off when I make the mistake. It compounds the aggravation of a complete stranger and all who witness the event think it was the other guy being a moron when in actuality....
