wtf? the best bad movie is easily Universal Soldier

 

he said best bad movies, not best movie evar. stoopid. Ive heard about this movie, apparently its going the way of eraserhead, rocky horror show and those movies.

 

Toxic Avenger

 

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The Machine girl.

A movie about a girl who the Yakuza cut off her hand so she gets a machine gun to replace her hand and gets revenge!

It also has the best weapon ever, the drill bra

 

Starship Troopers!

"Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs."

 

killer clowns from outer space.

 

Showgirls.

 

i actually thought startship troopers was an attempt at satire.

 

Doogie Howser is a very underrated actor. He was robbed by the Academy for the performance.

 

That movie is horrible, horrible.

The best way to promote abstinence would be showing this movie

 

okay...this was easy.

I won.


seriously...Showgirls had these lines in it:

Tony Moss: I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?

Al Torres: It must be weird, not having anybody *** on you.

Cristal Connors: I've had dog food.
Nomi Malone: You have?
Cristal Connors: Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow.
Nomi Malone: I used to love Doggy Chow, too!

Phil Newkirk: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul.
Zack Carey: Paula Abdul, in my show?
Mr. Karlman: I'm not going to pay those kind of salaries!

Casino Lecher: You lose all of your money, honey? Do you wanna make some more? It won't take you any longer than 15 minutes. Sooner or later you're gonna have to sell it.

Goddess Dancer: You want a knuckle sandwich?
Felix: Oh, can I have mine anally, please?

 

It promoted fapstinence with me.

 

It's so BAD that it's good.

one of those movies.

 

Flash Gordon, anyone?

 

in the sci fi category.....I can see it.

although...starship troopers is a heavyweight to knock off.


I smell a Best Worst movie tourney coming on.

 

meh it fits, cheesy acting, cheesy lines, promotion of war, extreme violence. etc. etc.

 

In that case I'd like to also suggest;

Ice Pirates
Buckaroo Bonzai
Event Horizon
2010

 

Sidekicks with Chuck Norris.

 

anything with chuck norris

 

you guys are way off, any movie made by scifi is the king. Although that movie about the werewolfs was pretty good IMO.

 

Megaforce.

It hurts I remember this one.

 

pffft delta force is a great movie...................

 

Missing in Action.


best worst Vietnam movie with ACTUAL GOOD LEAD ACTOR:

Uncommon Valor...with Gene Hackman.

 

It is so bad it is bad. The only time I could watch this movie was when it is on USA and they have the digital bras. That is only because the only part of the movie that is entertaining at all is the bras.

The movie is painful to sit through. There is no, "So bad it is good". It is beyond that. It is so bad that it makes the movies that are so bad that they are good look like the Godfather.

 

Ishtar has to be on this list....and according to this site (http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=131054&silentchk=1&)


...the #1 all time winner is....

1. "The Adventures of Pluto Nash" (2002, Warner Bros.)
Budget: $90 million to $100 million
U.S. Box Office: $4.4 million
The Plot: Eddie Murphy is a suave nightclub owner tussling with the mob. Oh yeah, it's the year 2087, and his bar is on the moon.
Turkey Trivia: "Nash," which had been in development since 1980, sat on the shelf for two years before crash-landing in theaters. Murphy refused to promote it, though we can hardly blame him. What could he say about a movie whose trailer begins, "Somewhere between Earth and Uranus, you'll find Pluto Nash"?

What the Critics Said: "Eddie Murphy delivers his lines with that weirdly relaxed, fake-enthusiastic bonhomie that telegraphs, just below the surface, a what-am-I-doing-here? bafflement desperate enough to match Elvis Presley's in his worst bombs." -- Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly

 

Suspiria.......1977 Italian Horror flick by Dario Argento...

It's the funnest "bad move" to watch ever. Custom sound track and great cinematography make a great movie out of cardboard acting and a dull unscary story line.

One of my faves actually.

 

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

 

Lesbian Vampire Killers, just released this year.

The premise is so crazy and the effects are so bad it actually makes for a good movie.

 

This has to be at least top 10.

 

I actually liked Event Horizon. It creeped my **** out.

 

I liked Event Horizon.

 

Me too. Good plot, good acting.

 

Event Horizon was great IMO. Original concept, eerie set design, great story and good acting.

 

Well then, that's settled: Event Horizon was a good movie, and Fin D was wrong.

I think we've all learned something here today. :yes::lol:

 

It didn't make sense, but as long as there's explosions and space who cares?:shifty:

 

What didn't make sense? Warp drive opens causes you to travel to hell.

Pretty simple

 

Works for me! :up:

 

Right. Warping to hell makes no sense.

 

Liberate tutame ex infernis