ROFL @ the phrasing


..."Sweet love"... lol

Surprised it wasn't one of those California cows :shifty:

 

I saw the thread title, and all I could think was, "You too?!?!?!?!"

 

I had a couple hit on me in India...

 

Buggery, FTW

 

Happy cows make great cheese.

 

Guys, Guys, Lucky's cousin from India posts on his twitter account (long story, although Nabo met him during his New Delhi travels), anyway, he posts that he was so hard up while walking past this pasture he gets this idea in his head of doing the wild thing with a cow.

Sadly some old dude catches him in the act.....he makes up a story about being "seduced"...anyway, the best part; he gets a free Shower, and all he has to do as penance is pay up five "yacka-yacka's" and gets all the hamburgers he can eat since they killed the cow.

Can you blame them, who would want the cow after a cousin of Lucky's became a Man from it??

.......

Oh, crap you already heard (hahaha herd)....nevermind.

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So the Judge asked him:

"Did you stick the cow's hooves inside your waiters"?

"Yes sir"

"Did the cow crap all over you"

"Yes sir"

"They will do that to you every time son"..

Only in Spanish, it sounds much much nicer..

 

Oh that crazy Nabo.

 

Sure, why not kill the cow for just standing there.

 

Exactly, help end global warming.

 

Sure, blame the victim. :rolleyes:

 

Wonder if wives across America will relate to this cow...

 

Hey, now... Be nice.

The cow wasn't shaved and tied up in a basement. :pointlol:

 

Like there are any of us that have not fallen to the seductive prowess of a barn yard animal...or many...

 

smart cow. thats one way of staying out of the slaughterhouse

 

Burgers for everyone!

 

Apparently not

 

Another pic of the kid a week earlier.

 

Just goes to show you, no matter what race you are, theres always some type of redneck thats your same race.

 

Poor cow man.

Was problably just standing around eatin' some grass and suddenly this fool comes around and pokes it.

Now its dead thanks to that fool that will problably now start doing it to chickens or goats or whatever.