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The Debunked Lies of Week 3

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Fin D, Sep 23, 2013.

  1. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    [td]Joe Philbin is ugly[/td]
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    [td]I seriously don't get this one. Here he is during his post game press conference.....














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    (Joe Philbin pictured here. Photo taken with the "3-0 Camera".)

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    [td]Joe Philbin has no personality.[/td]
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    [td]This team is a no nonsense winner, that commits few penalties and is always prepared. They are never too high or too low. That is exactly how you'd describe Philbin. In fact, I think a case can start to be made that the Packers had Philbin's personality and not McCarthy's. We are starting to see not only cracks in their offense, but in their demeanor as well with Rodegrs and McCarthy needing to be split up yesterday on the sidelines. I thought that team was missing Philbin last year, and this year I'm sure of it.[/td]
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    [td]Tannehill can't win a game in the 4th.[/td]
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    [td]Not only did Tannehill march his team down the field 70something yards to the winning score, but he burned up most of the clock doing it, inspired his teammates, but most importantly, picked the game winning play. If that's not beautiful, then you didn't see him at his press conference........














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    (Ryan Tannehill pictured here. Photo taken with the "3-0 Camera".)
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    [td]Paul Soliai is replaceable.[/td]
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    [td]30 rushes for 146. Both back up running backs had a 4.8 average. Coincidence?[/td]
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    [td]A team has to be angry to win tough games.[/td]
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    [td]I blame this lie on Rocky (The movie, not the poster. I blame syphilis on Rocky, the poster, not the movie.) We tried to be the lovable loser who took too many shots to the face while waiting for the magic moment when we got angry enough to win by throwing the same punch over and over. That didn't work for us. What we're seeing with this team is a methodical attack of our opponents weaknesses, winning with different players stepping up every week. We seem to always know what is happening and how to keep ourselves in it until the right moment. We are winning with intelligence and control instead of rage and emotion. We always have the trick up our sleeves, regardless of what the other team is doing.

    We are not Rocky...

    We are Batman.[/td]
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    [td]Mike Sherman is ugly.[/td]
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    [td]Seriously???!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??! Here's his picture from his post game pc....














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    ....if you tell me you wouldn't hit that, then you're a damn liar.


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    [td]LIE ***(LATE ADDITION)****[/td]
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    [td]The Falcons were injured.[/td]
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    [td]Ok, that's not a lie. They were injured. The lie is pretending we weren't equally injured. We didn't have Soliai or Patterson. Wake got hurt and didn't play most of the game. Wallace had some dings that seemed to limit his effectiveness as well.[/td]
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  2. Rhody Phins Fan

    Rhody Phins Fan Well-Known Member

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    I like the stoic coach who doesn't get too high or low. Relying on emotion can only last you so long.
     
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  3. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Yup. You've seen it with Rex Ryan (and we may be seeing it with Harbaugh in SanFran).
     
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  4. MikeHoncho

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    Lie: You can't/shouldn't fap to this thread.

    Truth: I may, should, can and did.
     
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  5. Zippy

    Zippy The Man in Black. Club Member

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    Just great, I am now looking forward to these post after each game. Keep it up, as it is appreciated.
     
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  6. Desides

    Desides Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    So... I'm curious. Who exactly is posting or writing these "lies" that you source?
     
  7. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    I didn't think I was gay until I read this thread. I totally want to **** Joe Philbin, Ryan Tannehill and especially Mike Sherman.
     
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  8. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    lol. If you haven't seen any of those things said on this board, I can honestly say you aren't paying attention.
     
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  9. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Thank you very much. i really appreciate that.
     
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  10. DolfanTom

    DolfanTom Livin' and Dyin' w/ Ryan!

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    I think you mentioned this last year and I thought it was bunk. Then I thought about it a bit more, and decided yesterday (before reading your post) that you are right. Spot on my man!

    And good for us, BTW.
     
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  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    I just think if you take the Packers the year they won the SB and 15-1 season after, we're looking more like that team then they currently are.
     
  12. DolfanTom

    DolfanTom Livin' and Dyin' w/ Ryan!

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    Yep, and you know what did it for me yesterday? Seeing Rishard Matthews come up big in the fourth quarter, out of the blue. Very Packer-like in that many receivers get involved, even when one or two are clearly better than the rest (Wallace, H-Line). Matthews is probably the fifth or sixth option right now, behind Wallace, Hartline, Clay, Gibson and maybe Miller/Thomas. That's saying something. Matthews is a quality guy - we saw that last year in limited opportunities. So, if you can give Tannehill six quality targets throughout a game, look out! Very much how the Packers did it those two years you mention.

    Yipeee!!!
     
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  13. MikeHoncho

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    The government, most likely.
     
  14. invid

    invid Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Beckinsale > Upton
     
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  15. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Have no idea who you're talking about. If you're saying you'd rather bang Tannehill over Philbin, then that's fair.:shifty:
     
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  16. DolfanTom

    DolfanTom Livin' and Dyin' w/ Ryan!

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    Imagine having that choice!
     
  17. invid

    invid Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Keeping the theme, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. I'd call her whatever she wanted me to.
     
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  18. Onehondo

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    LIE
    Ryan Tannehill is not a top tier Quarterback and not as good as Matt Ryan or Luck!

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    He played nose to nose with them in back to back games and outplayed them both!

    LIE
    Ryan Tannehill is not a franchise quarterback!

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    He may not be there yet, but he is heading in that direction!
     
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  19. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I'd take both.
     
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  20. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I would drink joe Philbins bath water....with a straw.
     
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  21. PhinGeneral

    PhinGeneral PC Texas A&M, Bro Club Member

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    Well, alrighty then. Not much more need be said.
     
  22. darefugee

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    Would you mind sharing the camera please?
     
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  23. Hellion

    Hellion Crash Club Member

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    Here and there
    mmhmm A straw or HIS straw? deeeeeeeeeeej?
     
  24. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    You skipped Ireland
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