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The F*** You, Joe Philbin Thread

Discussion in 'Out of Bounds' started by Bpk, Oct 23, 2015.

  1. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    Your slack jaw.
    Stripper eyes.
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    You stole our youth.
    Players, Fans -- All.
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    You didn't see
    How players felt
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    You focused on details
    But missed the big picture
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    For Marshall, Bush, Dansby
    For Matthews and Vontae
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    For your teachers pets
    Thomas, Daniel and Dallas
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    Hire dumb friends and
    Cue cards are clueless
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    Your stomach was queasy
    At the prospect of victory
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    That dumb shrug
    That you picked up from Seinfeld
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    You tucked us in
    As you held us back
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    For wanting Sherm and Zac.
    Nut up and grow a sack.
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    Kevin Coyle... really?
    ..............Really???
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    You emotionless ****.
    Flesh golem from hell.
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    For Ross loving you
    Because you didn't scare him.
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    It's Pass-Pass-Pass-Pass
    Run-Pass-Pass-Punt
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    I am not sad you're gone
    You stubborn old mule
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    Make powerpoint bullets
    On why you got fired
    Joe Philbin, **** You.

    **** you, Joe Philbin.
    You're a good man, yes
    But as a coach....
    Joe Philbin, **** You.
    Joe Philbin, **** You.
     
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  2. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    I think adding "and you can kiss my *** too." would really round it off. Otherwise pretty damn good. :up:
     
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  3. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    You need a Snickers bro.
     
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  4. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    lol.
     
  5. the 23rd

    the 23rd a.k.a. Rio

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    be kind...
     
  6. cdz12250

    cdz12250 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I didn't want it to end.
    Keep going. Add the golf clap. The gum wrappers. The time outs. The bullygate cluelessness. The stupid slogans. The stance. You should have enough for another poem.
     

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