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***The Haiku Thread***

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Paul 13, Oct 29, 2013.

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  1. Oct 29, 2013 #1
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Every post here
    Must form a Haiku or else
    It will be erased
     
  2. Oct 29, 2013 #2
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    A Haiku contains
    Three lines of five seven then
    Five syllables 'kay?
     
  3. Oct 29, 2013 #3
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    The Japanese call
    Syllables "on" because they
    speak differently
     
  4. Oct 29, 2013 #4
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I am done with the
    N F L because it is
    soft, corrupt and blows
     
  5. Oct 29, 2013 #5
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    that was a funny
    one but could have been better
    the ending was hard
     
  6. Oct 29, 2013 #6
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    that is what she said
    although if she only knew
    what she was missing
     
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  7. Oct 29, 2013 #7
    GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    There was a swell guy
    We called him the twenty third
    He would enjoy this
     
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  8. Oct 29, 2013 #8
    Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

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    No one plays this game
    The stupid haiku game....... HA!!!
    Only Paul knows hai-


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  9. Oct 29, 2013 #9
    Bpk

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    There once was a dick
    Soft, big, mushy, prongish prick
    Prance Prince Maynard, Prance!


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  10. Oct 29, 2013 #10
    Bpk

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    I am not the PHINS
    That is a website for dumbs
    And I am a smart.


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  11. Oct 29, 2013 #11
    Bpk

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    Donut reply to
    Own tread it makes you fowlish
    You cannot hike, you.


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  12. Oct 29, 2013 #12
    Bpk

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    **** mike Pouncey ****
    **** mike Sherman **** you ****
    Also mike Philbin


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  13. Oct 29, 2013 #13
    Bpk

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    Dolphins Bills Jets Pats
    Don't finish in that order
    Pats always come first.


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  14. Oct 29, 2013 #14
    cuchulainn

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    I am Fin Delight
    I feel like Maynard tonight
    Like Maynard tonight


    ~FinD
     
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  15. Oct 29, 2013 #15
    SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I've drank many beers
    It makes me feel like a man
    Hey ***** meet my hand
     
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  16. Oct 29, 2013 #16
    MikeHoncho

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    What is this thread
    Really grasping at straws are we
    I don't even
     
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  17. Oct 29, 2013 #17
    MikeHoncho

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    Don't drink so much
    Maybe then you won't need to
    Grab at strangers' penisia
     
  18. Oct 29, 2013 #18
    SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I remember my
    First attempt at poetry
    Keep on chugging yo
     
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  19. Oct 30, 2013 #19
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    you messed up making
    your haiku, every line
    was off by one ON
     
  20. Oct 30, 2013 #20
    Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    **** **** **** **** ****
    The Miami Dolphins like to
    Suck Suck Suck Suck
     
  21. Oct 30, 2013 #21
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    you messed up again
    you may be funny at times
    but poet you arent
     
  22. Oct 30, 2013 #22
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    you and that guy l
    meister can not do this thing
    we call haiku, shame
     
  23. Oct 30, 2013 #23
    GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Paul, you are a douche.
    Oh why must you be a douche?
    'Cause **** you! That's why!
     
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  24. Oct 30, 2013 #24
    Bpk

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    Some really bad pomes
    I did not like reading them
    Can we lock this thread?


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  25. Oct 30, 2013 #25
    Bpk

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    That was a good one. But against the TOS. Should we ban Griddles?


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  26. Oct 30, 2013 #26
    SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I agree with you
    Lets get a mod on the case
    oh damn nevermind
     
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  27. Oct 30, 2013 #27
    Fin D

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    Four men on this board
    Paul, Lucky, Lmeister, Maynard
    Three of them love dick




    In case you wondered
    Which of the above, hates dick
    It is not Maynard.
     
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  28. Oct 30, 2013 #28
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Dick Cheney does not
    Bother me, in fact I hear
    He is a good shot
     
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  29. Oct 30, 2013 #29
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    If you want to talk
    To me, I will talk only
    iin here rest of year
     
  30. Oct 30, 2013 #30
    GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Oh you will be back.
    This does not worry me a bit.
    GM League Alas!
     
  31. Oct 30, 2013 #31
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    if things go accord-
    ing to plan, I will be too
    busy to partake
     
  32. Oct 30, 2013 #32
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    planning to start my
    own practice finally if
    things fall certain way
     
  33. Oct 30, 2013 #33
    Bpk

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    Are you promising
    To speak only in haikus
    Until next season?
     
  34. Oct 30, 2013 #34
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    This is correct, I
    am reachable by PM
    if you really must
     
  35. Oct 30, 2013 #35
    SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    You quit on the phins
    for that you are a pussee
    go root for the jets
     
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  36. Oct 31, 2013 #36
    GridIronKing34

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    He quit on the Phins.
    Much worse than Hitler, he is.
    Please go burn in hell.
     
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  37. Oct 31, 2013 #37
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Quit on the Phins I
    Did not, If you paid atten-
    tion earlier dolts.
     
  38. Oct 31, 2013 #38
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I guaranteed a
    win last week, for that I ban
    myself from watching
     
  39. Oct 31, 2013 #39
    Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    does not help that refs
    changed game, very upsetting
    can't take it again
     
  40. Oct 31, 2013 #40
    Bpk

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    Maynard disagrees
    He always takes it again
    From the front and back
     
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