The Interesting/Funny/Incorrect Google Adsense Ads on ThePhins.com Thread

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Regan21286Regan21286New MemberOP
Oct 19, 2008, 09:22 PM

Here's one I get for the Buy | Sell | Exchange forum:

Anytime I enter the Ladies Lounge:

Occurs about half the time enforcerfin posts in a thread:

Griddles?:

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The Lounge and sometimes the Pofo

alen1's What Should I do thread:

calphin's Barbecuing, Recipes, Food thread:

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Regan21286Regan21286New Member
Oct 19, 2008, 09:46 PM

Adsense is getting confused here...

Under The Ohio State University: The Thread:

On the All Hail Penn State! Thread:

Poor DonShula84, ND thread:

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Regan21286Regan21286New Member
Oct 19, 2008, 09:54 PM

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King FelixKing Felixsubscriber
Oct 19, 2008, 11:06 PM

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ALalen1New Member
Oct 19, 2008, 11:15 PM

I'd be interested to see what Ad appears in Ronnie's "how to get a girl" thread. :lol:

MuckMuckretired_admin
Oct 20, 2008, 07:09 AM

It's not just about a thread title, but what is inside of it.

It's not always perfect, but generally Adsense is pretty accurate. I mean, I've seen gay dating ads in threads Reagan posts in. :lol:

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PaganPaganforum_veteran
Oct 20, 2008, 07:41 AM

"Regan21286 wrote:

Anytime I enter the Ladies Lounge:

Gee...now why would that pop up in the LL? :tongue2:

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[deleted][deleted]luxury_box
Oct 20, 2008, 08:39 AM

How are the ads "incorrect"? The ads are generated to be somewhat in context with what is being discussed in a thread.

BTW, Club members don't see these ads. :wink2:

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Oct 20, 2008, 08:46 AM

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Oct 20, 2008, 08:47 AM

geez, how many keywords does it take to chang ethe ad on this thread.

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opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Oct 20, 2008, 09:18 AM

"gi§h® wrote:

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just keep posting your name and the gay dating site will show up. :wink2:

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anlgpanlgpNew Member
Oct 20, 2008, 09:46 AM

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oh wait that makes sense...

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

BigDogsHuntBigDogsHuntNew Member
Oct 20, 2008, 09:48 AM

Where are you all seeing these ads???? I dont see any??

BDH -

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

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BigDogsHuntBigDogsHuntNew Member
Oct 20, 2008, 09:49 AM

"Celtkin wrote:

How are the ads "incorrect"? The ads are generated to be somewhat in context with what is being discussed in a thread.

BTW, Club members don't see these ads. :wink2:


Aggggh....I thought I was going crazy...thanks for the answer!

BDH -

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

Jimmy V. (Mar '93)

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Oct 20, 2008, 09:52 AM

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"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

Rocky RaccoonRocky Raccoonmoderator
Oct 20, 2008, 10:53 AM
opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Oct 20, 2008, 10:54 AM

Why the hell did a buy Bruce Springsteen tickets banner just appear.

Rocky RaccoonRocky Raccoonmoderator
Oct 20, 2008, 10:58 AM

"opfinistic wrote:

Why the hell did a buy Bruce Springsteen tickets banner just appear.

:lol:

that's the way it should be!

Regan21286Regan21286New Member
Oct 20, 2008, 03:56 PM

"alen1 wrote:

I'd be interested to see what Ad appears in Ronnie's "how to get a girl" thread. :lol:

You either get this:

or

or

So either Google is psychic and the girl at the hotel is a single arab, go make his own custom girl, or he wants RonnieBrownTown to grab a pool chair in the hotel with her.

"Muck wrote:

It's not just about a thread title, but what is inside of it.

It's not always perfect, but generally Adsense is pretty accurate. I mean, I've seen gay dating ads in threads Reagan posts in. :lol:

Mixed messages maybe? I get mostly Yes on 8 ads. :lol:

Although I get this from here and a lot of the threads Muck starts:

I think what Google's trying to do is convince you to hit on me, then telling me to vote against gay marriage and that you're fat. Who knew automated programming could be such a cruel matchmaker.

"Celtkin wrote:

How are the ads "incorrect"? The ads are generated to be somewhat in context with what is being discussed in a thread.

BTW, Club members don't see these ads. :wink2:

I dunno, I would think waving a U$C banner in the ND or even the UCLA thread is a no-no. :lol:

But I guess you're right. For most of them they have some relevance. Take a look at what it churns out for every finsgirlie thread:

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