The Jake Long Thread. [Update] Signing w/ Rams

Lol.

When rednecks like you ****, does it look like dip or collards?

 

Nice.

This is what I am driving right now




2011 with a 302 in it. Four wheel drive sports car

 

Not to turn this into a truck thread, but thats my newest toy... great mileage in northern VA, but it gets me through the school zones...

 

I didn't know that Kia was making trucks now

Whats it got in it?

 

No its more like Zaxby's Zax Sauce.

 

Check and Mate

 

this thread took an interesting turn. #ohyeajakelong

 

Damn....you got a Raptor man? I want one baddddddd

 

Its the 6.2L.

 

The Jake Long Thread. [Update] Flying Back to Miami

Anyone else drive a Honda Insight???

 

Re: The Jake Long Thread. [Update] Flying Back to Miami



That's my baby...
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Not unless you are absolutely unaffected by gear shift envy!

 

Nice! I'm not a GM guy, but there's a GMC at a local car dealership here that I've had my eye on. It's got camo trim. I just can't bring myself to buy a GM product.

 

Not yet. I've got two houses right now. When I sell the one in Ripley, I'm getting a Raptor.

 

My wife (soon to be ex but still a good person) might've seen her lady parts. lol. She was her nurse during baby producing time. Says JT was incredibly nice in person; gave her a fruit basket or something I believe. Soon to be ex probably saw a few players' wifes' lady parts b/c she delivered a handful of their babies.

#SorryNoPics

 

I think he already has one, and his triceips is torn........

 

That's hot.

 

First - AZfinphan tell your parents they made a nice choice in pickup truck. Love those Fords. However, 360 horsepower 380 ft/lbs of torque does not a sports car truck make though. Back in college I used to drive a Whipple Blown 454 Tahoe. 550 horsepower with 575 ft lbs of torque and it still didn't feel that much, because the truck is so goddamn heavy. I love those old Lightnings with built 5.4s and whipple blowers though. 650 hp/750tq out of a 4000 lb truck is pimp as hell.

Second - Throwing a deposit on this baby sometime in the next few weeks. I really, really shouldn't, considering I still owe student loans, but whatever. He's giving a great price and when Im down in So Fla next I'll likely buy it and store it at my mom's house.

This isn't the exact car itself, but it's a 2012 Coupe in this blue. First trip will be to the tuner for a new pulley and chip

Gotta sell my Explorer and get a tow vehicle sometime though. Maybe a used F150 Crew Cab, I used to love my 2005 5.4 4x4.

 

Whoops. Forgot the car

 

they were all for jake....

 

....and it's got the prominent front grill so the kids don't ruin the bumper!!!

 

This thread is now about Truck Porn.

 

i love porn


wait... what?!

 

Jake loves trucks

 

feel sorry incognito, trying hard to get jake back, but he might get the axe at some point

 

Now we are talking! Chicas!

 

while were on topic



Hartline got paid and is quite happy

 

come home jake!!!!!!!!

 

I really think he's ours to lose at this point. Close the deal Irish, and I'll be VERY happy with the FA Period. Team Markedly improved with still 2 or 3 areas to target at draft.

 

The hate is strong.

 

Gibson instead of Ellerbe? Cmon now

 

We all have our moments. I can retire now.





U all can pay me in doggie biscuits.

PS: if Jake signs, you guys should get a custom #77 CharlieDoodle jersey.
That'd be friggin' hilarious to see those scattered around the stadium like their dog has become a celebrity.

 

And just think... if you were still in the GML, you wouldn't have had time for all that. So the real hero here right now is GIK.

 

Fark you. The real hero is my soon to be ex step daughter who just had a premature 3.5 pound baby.
GIK and I be good.

 

Let's keep him!

 

Is this a car thread?



Come home jake!

 

Come home, Jake