That's right folks, Carson's little brother Jordan is now officially on the auction block. YOU WANTED HIM, AND YOU GOT HIM! Jordan Palmer, in addition to the fine mustache, also carries a salary of $385,000, which is technically $15k less than a 7th round draft pick. You may think this auction is madness. Friends ... THIS ... IS ... SPARTA! Or something. THE FINE PRINT ------------------------------------------------ This is a private reserve auction. Once the minimum bid is reached the clock will begin. You all will have 24 (not 48) hours to match. The auction will end after Alen and I receive an acceptable offer. Serious bids only, please. All sales are final, and no refunds will be given. In the event of a water landing your cushion can be used as a flotation device. Side effects including headaches, nausea, and vomiting. Don't forget to tip your waiter. And here's a picture of Chris Cooley, because it was the first picture that came up when I Googled Palmer a few minutes ago. So ... bid early ... bid often ... but more importantly, just BID!
I heard the real Broncos are interested... they like how he can run the spread O instead of Cutler...
Come on folks, this guy is a special player! There's not a chance in hell we're trading Carson Palmer, so why not take his little brother? Think Eli Manning and Peyton Manning. Jordan can be your Eli. Can you say championship?
