The Mor Sucks at Wakeboarding...

Horrible. You deserve to be tazed.

 

while wakeboarding.

 

funny belly flop. looks like fun if you can get decent at it.

 

On the bright-side, I understand Mandy is quite talented at saving drowning men

 

/fixed

 

I would never go near a lake in Florida, I'm not into being lunch for an alligator.

 

Meh. Just do like I do, bring a friend that is larger and slower than you, accidentally cut them so they're lightly bleeding in the water. You'll be fine.

Edit: My bad, keep about 20-30 yards between the both of you.

 

Well it is easier to outswim a person than a hungry 18 foot gator.

 

Especially when they're overweight and weak from blood loss. A meal like that will make the lake safe for several days (from that particular gator).

 

Why do you think E has so many friends?

 

I threw a golf ball at a gator today. he didn't even flinch

 

Hey Mor.....give up wakeboarding and try waterboarding

 

you are not cute






but yes, i shall not disagree!