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When he was born, the doctors planned a Cesarian, Daniel thought "F that" and powered his way to freedom.
He refuses to use pepper unless it is freshly ground.
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He once took part in a grape stomping competition at a winery, half of France became flooded.
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He once entered a tractor pull with nothing but a pair of snow shoes, he won...
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I'm guessing this is about Daniel Thomas though im a little confused, haha...
After watching him run over defenders, The Juggernaut told Thomas "Your the Juggernaut, *****"unluckyluciano, finyank13 and Pandarilla like this. -
Thomas originally came to Kansas to work as a snow plow he only took up football because he needed something to do during the rest of the yr.
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He can put fresh ground pepper on your salad with his knees.
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He was born in a house that was built on land he plowed.
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The country of of Sierra Leone hired him to speed up diamond production by squeezing coal..............................................
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The media lied to you, it was Daniel Thomas who dug that hole and saved those Chilean miners...
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Bin Laden's location was pinpointed when he called his dad to ask if the Dolphins drafted Thomas.
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Thomas's agent will ask for, and receive, a contract with bonuses for both Qb play and Rb play, Thomas will simply hand the ball off to himself all season, no Qb needed.
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Thomas once hunted and killed an entire herd of water buffalos by running them over on OT dives, he loves his Olinemen so much he then BBQ'd the entire herd to feed them.
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