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The "Never too Early" 2020 Chris Grier Replacement Thread

Discussion in 'SoapBox - Rants forum' started by Fame, Dec 31, 2018.

  1. Fame

    Fame Well-Known Member

    Mar 20, 2012
    Vero Beach
    So, now that Chris Grier has been promoted, it's probably a good time to start looking toward 2020. This promotion confirms that Ross will inevitably shift blame onto Grier now that he can't blame Tannenbaum or Gase.

    Who should we be looking at to replace Grier in 2020? I think its fairly obvious at this point that we go after both Jim Harbaugh and John Harbaugh at the SAME TIME. We should offer no less than 5 first round picks to Michigan for Jim and at least 12 first round picks to Baltimore for John. One of them would have to give up coaching and move to the front office though. I suggest a winner-take-all ping pong match between the two to decide who gets to coach.

    Other candidates:

    Cookie Monster - Ross is supposedly a big fan of Sesame Street. Cookie Monster is exactly the kind of hungry, passionate GM we need. He literally HATES benches so you'll never see him sitting on one like that loser Adam Gase. Big Bird may be in play for offensive coordinator and story teller if this comes to pass. Obviously this is our first choice.

    Al Avila - Currently the GM of the Detroit Tigers. He knows absolutely nothing about football, but he lives somewhere in Michigan so he's a TOP candidate for the GM spot. His name is also easy for Ross to write in crayon.

    Anyone else I missed?
    Kud_II, KeyFin and adamprez2003 like this.
  2. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

    Nov 27, 2007
    new york ciity
    derek jeter - because he's turned the team into the Marlins
  3. AGuyNamedAlex

    AGuyNamedAlex Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2015
    Unsure if this post is making fun of the move or our fans who hate it already.
  4. Dorfdad

    Dorfdad Well-Known Member

    Dec 9, 2007
    We’re one year behind in this prediction, but it was coronavirus which set everything back one year so maybe 2021 is the 2020 you spoke of I sure hope so!!
  5. Kud_II

    Kud_II Realist Division Club Member

    Oct 15, 2011
    Seneca, SC
    Break Every Chain. I hope Dolfans on twitter are storming the Miami Dolphins calling for Grier's head.
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