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The "Offer Anything for Santanio Holmes" thread

Discussion in 'Trades' started by Bdogtitan11, Feb 21, 2013.

  1. Bdogtitan11

    Bdogtitan11 New Member

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    I don't want to say I'd accept anything for him, but...I'd pretty much accept anything for him.

    Hell, I didn't even spell his name right, that's how little I think of him.

    Seriously though, make an offer and he's likely yours. Overpaid? Sure. A bit of a ***? Absolutely. But take a look at last year's GML to see how much people pay for WRs. His service could be useful if (and when) everyone franchises their free agent WR and you're left scrambling.

    Was on pace for 1,000 yard season last year (with Mark Sanchez as his QB) before early-season injury.

    So, make an offer and he's likely yours.
     
  2. Mach

    Mach Cap Dude

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    this is another great buy low opportunity.
     
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  3. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Just like hookers... and ice cream.
     
  4. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You Club Member

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    Brian Tyms, WR, $405,000.00
     
  5. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Did you say a 7th? We might have a winner here!
     
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  6. schisno

    schisno Well-Known Member

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    so you're saying I got Gabbert for a 6th, 7th
     
  7. Bdogtitan11

    Bdogtitan11 New Member

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    :shifty:
     
  8. Mach

    Mach Cap Dude

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    and still managed to overpay.
     
  9. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You Club Member

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    I value Tyms as a 7th round pick... how's that?
     
  10. VanDolPhan

    VanDolPhan Club member Club Member

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    A package of Ramen noodles is overpaying for Gabbert.
     
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  11. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Depends if we are talking price or value... Ramen is the bomb diggity
     
  12. Bdogtitan11

    Bdogtitan11 New Member

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    And I still think you paid too much ;-)
     
  13. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You Club Member

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    You know you're still in college when you make statements like this.
     
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  14. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    You seriously don't like Ramen anymore? I don't know if i am looking forward to life after college now lol
     
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  15. Boik14

    Boik14 Admin Club Member

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    If by bomb diggity you mean the chemicals that bombs are made of then yes. That stuff is chemical warfare on your stomach
     
  16. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    I still don't think it was a bad deal for you Gabbert looked really good this preseason and has the attributes that made him a top pick. He improved a lot from year 1 to year 2. You made a good buy if we this were stocks.
     
  17. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You Club Member

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    Well when I lived in the dorms my freshman & sophomore year, I would have Ramen on hand because it didn't take up a lot of space, it was easy to make, and all you needed was a microwave. Pretty much if I got back from class after the dining hall closed, I would eat a package of Ramen... so yes, I'm sick of it.
     
  18. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    Demetrius Bell
     
  19. Mach

    Mach Cap Dude

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    or is it Demetress?
     
  20. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    It could quite possibly be Lashonda
     
  21. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    offer anything? A veiled fart of doom!
     
  22. thats what she said

    thats what she said ^ohhhh yeahhhhhh

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    what's his salary?
     
  23. RickyBobby

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    I think 11mil+
     
  24. Bdogtitan11

    Bdogtitan11 New Member

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    Honestly, looking for a 7th round pick at the least. PM me if you're willing to give that up. First person to do so likely gets Holmes. Or I'm gonna cut his ***.
     
  25. Bdogtitan11

    Bdogtitan11 New Member

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    Cutting his *** at midnight...
     
  26. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    snip snip
     
  27. VanDolPhan

    VanDolPhan Club member Club Member

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    I'll offer a 6th if you keep his cap number ;p
     
  28. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Thats not we agreed to...
     
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  29. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    oh a little trouble in paradise.. i mean jacksonville.
     
  30. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    is this another gml thread????? Well................**** me............
     
  31. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    pretend its not... you wanted to offer something for Santonio Holmes... do you find him sexy?
     
  32. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    only his cell phone shower pics...............
     
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  33. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    yeah.... mmm hmmm...nothing like cell phone shower pics

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