I am scared for the Dolphins to win a superbowl in my lifetime because I worry I won't feel the same about a season after......

 

I....I....sigh....I.......(you can do this Fin D)...ok, I have started watching the show Catfish.

My wife watches and I've been hearing it in the background, and I get a drink or something and watch a minute or two...now I just watch it with her. Its effing fascinating.

 

Its an MTV show, where people call in these two guys to help them figure out what's going on with the person they met online. Basically, someone gets into an online relationship and gets suspicious because they never met live and these guys come in and investigate and have them meet. You never know what is going to happen.

 

******The Official I'm Assamed to Admit This, But...-Thread

Ill take Manti Teo for $300 Alex

 

I watch this too and I love it. I find it very fascinating too.

 

I'm easy



I'm really not ashamed of any of my tastes or habits. For example, I'll make my case for using baby wipes instead of toilet paper to anyone. Then again, I'm also the guy that volunteered sink urination.

Another thing, I watch all the Kardashian shows with my wife. They are incredibly stupid and I would never watch them alone, but w/e. Maybe the shame part of my brain never developed

 

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Oh look at Maynard... uses baby wipes for toilet paper. Do you blow your nose with twenty dollar bills too?

 

His *** is too fancy for paper.

 

The guys at the rest stop insisted that I wipe first. After that it just become a habit. I mean, who wants to pause in the heat of the moment to wipe?

 

I'm rooting for those piss poor Jets.

 

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I'm ashamed to admit I have to point out that you misspelled "Ashamed" in the thread title.

Can't stop myself.

 

I actually like some 80s new wave stuff like Duran Duran, Tears For Fears, Depeche Mode...but then again my music tastes have a wide range.

Oh and when me and my gf sleep together, I prefer to be the small spoon. I sleep better and no hair in my face to choke me to death.

Where do I hand in my man card?

 

I watch Adventure Time and Regular Show as if they're the only things on TV


wait a minute..I'm not ashamed of that AT ALL

 

Don't know if I'm ashamed but I'm an illegal immigrant with forged ID and documents.

I use a Tracfone given to me by the government for the last year.