The official '' its time to put an APB out on Padre31''

We can work it out, Im all about supproting our members.

Anyone know what prison he is in? I may put a 20 spot on his books.

 

He's at the Buffalo Wild Wings in Moundsville, WV. Just tell them that CashInFist will pick it up for him.

 

My forehead goes all the way back to my ***.

 

I'm trying to create an appropriate mental picture but I'm not succeeding.

All I'm coming up with is this:

 

PS: If you find a watch in there, I call first dibs.

 

thats not a watch. its two sticks of gum and a casino chip

 

hey dj. how's the offseason treating ya?

 

It took me about 10 seconds to realize Julio Jones was written on the tshirt in your signature. His stretching ability is impressive.

 

It would take about 10 of us together to equal the posting volume of El Padre. I'm afraid this job is too much for one mere mortal to take on alone.

 

as is his catching radius

 

You calling me a mortal?! Thanks....... I'm now removing you from my friends list.

 

Nice one.

Not sure I can follow that up..... although I wouldn't mind seeing Julio Jones on a skinny post. Wait---- I think I just insulted myself.

 

He does have a motor, that would leave any random 10 looking flatfooted.

 

Ahh that sucks Padre disappeared I hope he isnt in jail or something. A small piece of other good news though....I'm here again.

 

When it comes to posting volume grasshopper, we are all mortal when compared to El Padre.

 

Who the heck are you?
















j/k

 

Deej... If you can't see what's up in Prez posts... May I respectfully suggest an optometrist... That got my attention and I am A: supposed to ignore that sort of thing; and B: I forgot what I wanted to say... where is that post again!!!

 

Domine, dimitte Quia peccavi!!!

 

Mat 6:13 (Phi) "Keep us clear of temptation, and save us from evil." Can I get an amen my brothers?!

Can I safely assume you're not a regular visitor of the Ladies Lounge RevRick? LOL...be strong.

 

i'm just hoping she feeds my wolf

 

Some theories:
1. Was abducted by the ghost of Ted Ginn Jr.
2. Went to give Rex Ryan a piece of his mind; Got lost in a pair of Ryan's old jeans that were on the floor after tripping over his wife's shoes[since she doesn't wear them]
3. Joined the Dolfan Bandits; Now has to spend his time getting painted.

 

speaking of feeding,

milk milk lemonade, would like to see where her fudge is made.

Too much?

 

only if she says no

 

This is where Padre comes in with his "frying pan".

 

Not a straight man in this world that wouldn't want to see ( yer avy ) where her fudge is made.

*cough shula guy is Pod cough*

 

I'm more interested in her fudge distribution point than in the manufacturing center.

 

LMAO.

I hope what KP is trying to say is that he wants to "start" the tour at the distribution center and then work his way towards the manufacture site. Otherwise it would appear as though he's BSing us into thinking he's seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory live when in fact he might've only rented it.

I wonder how long we can carry on this metaphorical banter before you get in trouble. We can make it like the doodie game where each person has to say the word doodie out loud <in a public place>, starting with a whisper, and each person saying it louder than the previous one until everyone around you turns and stares.

........................... and throws feces at you. Just sayin.


Added: Hey, I just noticed I mentioned the doodie game while we're talking about chocolate <wink>. I didn't put #2 & #2 together until just now.

 

Maybe, but perhaps he's just more kinky. I've no interest in traveling the darkened corridor from the distribution point all the way to the manufacturing center.
Different strokes for different folks though.

 

lol. Orrrrrr maybe his forklift can reach the items on the top shelf that our step ladders cant...... I mean yours cant.

 

Obviously a smart and reasonable Canes fan....

I mean look at his sig for christ sake!

 

I'm nicknamed "The Probe" for good reason.

 

Maybe he got deported. I'll check......................nope.

 

Sounded like 30 days was the worst case senario. We will find out soon enough.

 

Im going to ask you one more time....Padre from Pontroya!

 

Coming to a theater near you:



The padre story.

 

You guys are talking about her butthole, right?