***The OFFICIAL Miami Dolphins Vs Buffalo Bills game day thread*** (WTF is a ... [video=youtube;K_s5PtNiGDQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_s5PtNiGDQ[/video] Thats right mother ****ers. The kings. The kings of the AFC East! The former king? The Patriots? They're currently Bottom feeding off the filtered calcium from the breast milk of the suckled nipple of "mother past's" big fat right titty! Tom Brady has as many fumbles as I have balls. Cam Wake, I called that muscle tank son of a ***** having a big game! New England welcome to the That's right, Boston. **** you Bill Simmons. **** you Matt Damon. **** you Larry Byrd. It's our time. The time is now. Enjoy the wild card, The Miami Dolphins are coming to get some ***, and your cheeks are full of fatty pockets ready to be picked at with an ice pick the size of the statue of liberty!!!!!!!! Now........now.........it's time to move on. * Deep Breath* Okay...hold on....one more..... * winks, nudges dolfan friend, smiles, drinks a beer * *******BREAKING LIVE FOOTAGE FROM EVERY PATRIOTS FAN BAR ACROSS THE NATION LAST SUNDAY******* Okay finally, moving on. To today. To this game. To Sunday. The Buffalo Bills fans are so excited. They sold out their overnight RV site for the first time ever at their stadium. OMFG....I love the Miami Dolphins, I named my son Zach Thomas.....but **** me if I am staying in a pop up trailer all night with a bunch of jim kelly jersey wearing, buffalo bill zubaa pants gloating, neck beards from Plattsburgh New York while waiting for 12 hours before the football game......on a Saturday night. There is L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y 9 million other things I'd rather do....including mutilating my testicles and ******* with a pitch fork....than camping out with a bunch of upstate New Yorkers. I'd rather nail my dick to a cinder block and do pull-ups than do that. I am sitting on my couch right now, covered in a throw blanket, cold underneath my air vent pumping out AC, typing this stupid game thread, and I am just buzzed enough to still remember the jerk off session Ill have soon.....and this is more fun then ANYTHING going on in Buffalo NY right now. The crowd will be crazy tomorrow they say. The inbreds have their weekly "time to do something besides 69 my sister" day....so they're excited. I don't blame them. But those fat ****s, holding batteries, that haven't seen their ***** since the Carter administration have nothing else to look forward too. Good thing they don't play. Good thing this isn't madden. Good thing **** you we have the weapons to win. We have Gibson Hartline and Clay combining for 60 yards last week.....no TDs.....we have Misi missing. Wheeler missing. Ellerbe missing. Jordan missing. Jones missing....and oh yeah our pro bowl center missing..... AND WE STILL WON BY 13 AGAINST NEW ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buffalo seriously **** you. I hate I am wasting my time right now typing this for you. I'll see you all next week. Miami 31 Buffalo 17 **** you Thurman Thomas.