The Official Reagan Mauia Fan Club Chapter of ThePhins.com

It is my pleasure to extend the branch of Reagan Mauia's greatness to the fledgling forum of ThePhins.com . We are truly pleased to establish an official second chapter to honor this new forum with Mauia's stupendousness. Adamprez2003, the club's founder and I welcome you all with open arms (or tree trunk arms in Mauia's case) to this truly fantastic Club that's the true king of clubs. All memberships from the Finheaven or Dolphinsnation chapter are fully honored here.

A little tidbit from our Club charter:

Like the underappreciated punting position, the Fullback position is underappreciated by most fans but this will change when we see the way Reagan crushes the competition

Here is a little info adamprez2003 found

http://www.realfootball365.com/nfl/a...aut080507.html

If you live in South Florida and listen to Dan Le Batard's afternoon talk show (most folks apparently do, being that it is now the highest-rated sports talk radio show in the market), then you know all about the phrase "I'm the juggernaut, *****! Wooooooh!"
It's a quote that was uttered by Miami Dolphins rookie fullback Reagan Mauia, and it has been played ad nausea by Le Batard and his cohorts in recent days. Interestingly, this bit of brash bravado was uttered just after the 270-pound bruiser crashed through a wall in his trainer's gym.
A quick look at that YouTube clip and one immediately understands the nature of the juggernaut reference.
Note: I'm usually not one to pine for my propers, but truth be told, I am responsible for Mauia's sudden ascendancy to mythical status (at least on the Miami radio airwaves). On the day he was drafted, I did some quick Internet research on this rambunctious Samoan and came across the YouTube clip. I then told one of my colleagues here at RealFootball365.com about it, and being that he is an admitted chronic caller to Le Batard's show, he promptly called in to let Dan know about this little Web gem.
But that's enough tasteless self-aggrandizing for now. Let's get back to football.
Critics will say that crashing through a fairly thin piece of drywall is not all that impressive of a feat. In fact, if I had to guess, Le Batard himself could probably do it if he were so inclined. But what can't be argued is that Mauia clearly has the type of intense and downright violent mindset that is needed to be a successful blocker at the NFL level.
And his physical dimensions don't hurt, either.
Mauia is 6 feet, 270, but what's most impressive is the chiseled physique and athleticism he clearly possesses. The former University of Hawaii standout used to be a 350-pound nose tackle but converted to fullback in his junior season. He quickly made his presence felt both as a blocker and a ball carrier, rushing for 56 yards and a bruising touchdown on just 10 carries against San Diego State in his final game of the 2005 season. As Mauia himself described during an interview on Le Batard's show, he was "knocking fools out" during his touchdown jaunt.
In 2006, Mauia developed into a consistent and well-rounded fullback, playing in 14 games and rushing for 153 yards and two touchdowns on just 31 carries. He also helped provide pass protection for the NCAA's top-ranked aerial offense and helped pave the way for a Hawaii rushing attack that averaged a healthy 5.5 yards per carry; although, some of that yardage can be attributed to the Rainbows' wide open passing attack and not Mauia's blocking prowess.
For Miami, Mauia will likely serve in an apprentice role at first, working behind 13-year veteran Cory Schlesinger. That's a good thing, because the gritty and experienced Schlesinger can help mold Mauia into the kind of fullback who will remind folks of another veritable juggernaut Dolphins head coach Cam Cameron utilized when he was with the San Diego Chargers .
And if Reagan Mauia can become half the fullback that perennial Pro Bowler Lorenzo Neal is, helping to pave running room for the already bruising Ronnie Brown, the Dolphins will likely possess one of the most intimidating power running games in recent memory.

So come be a part of Dolphins and world history. Sign up now and we'll guarantee amnesty for you when Mauia finally decides to rid the world of nonbelievers and smite them the way he smites walls.



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It would be sacreligious to charge you a fee (though we probably should have ala VIP). It'd be like charging you for breathing! Regardless, it comes free with VIP or Premium membership. Or a recant of a true extreme fact of Mauia's greatness.

 

A fellow Mauia supporter is always appreciated.

 

Opposing teams mascots as well.

 

Never. Mauia, Schmidt, and Grigsby will form the powerful superhero League of the JuggerBoomBeast.

 

Yes, it's a group adoption.

Because you don't adopt Reagan Mauia. Reagan Mauia adopts you. And if you're nice and obedient, he won't beat you silly.

Thanks!

Yea, Mauia had to learn to not poke holes in the football with his fingers to substitute for eye sockets.

He'll get there. Eventually, the transition from skulls to footballs will be complete.

The Official Reagan Mauia Fan Club is always in need of great graphics designers with enough time on their hands. The problem is, every time his picture appears on the screen, he bursts right out of your monitor, shredding it like that poor wall. It makes it hard to do much photoshop work when you gotta replace your monitor every 10 seconds.

Welcome to the Club brother.

 

You're in brother. Welcome to the club. Just watch out for the crushed cans on the floor.

 

Must be why my commute was so easy today. See the perks of joining the Mauia Fan Club?

 

That's right, *****. This is what happens to those who don't respect the Juggernaut: One hit TKO.