So I for one like to read about odd crimes, weird news etc, so I figured we could post all those stories. Ill get this party started:
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Police say the smell of garlic led them to a possible suspect below is a sketch of the subject, if you have any info on his where abouts please contact the police he is dangerous and has been known to strike back with crappy pizza:
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Poor guy, ocd is bad business. On another note who knew the hamburglar had ocd
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Burglar Victims Wake to Spice Rub, Sausage Attack
I had a hard time deciding whether I should just post this in the already existing food thread or starting a new thread. In the end.....here you go.
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A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday...............
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Thats a scary thought, waking up to some strange guy holding an 8" sausage. sounds like one of those old prison movies where the lights go dim and you hear virgins scream.unluckyluciano, Big E and late again like this. -
Another suspect that authorities are wanting to question.
Warning the suspect is considered dangerous since the fallout of his crumby TV commericals from the 80's. His where-abouts are still unknown.unluckyluciano likes this. -
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we used to have a dill on the local radio station here called "name that meat" where the guy slaps a cut of meat on the table and if you guess right you win something. sounds like the guy not only guessed the meat but also the correct size.
hmm does the guy normally get slapped in the face with a "8" inch sausage? tony chachere's motherf..you just got punked. -
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breaking news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lucky made a thread that DIDNT suck......
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arrr!! ye need be pettin me parrot!!! Arrrgghh!!! Now *****!!!
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parrot hahahaha poor guy........
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Panel: Lawyer cut fees in return for nude dances
I think this is the first time a lawyer came up with a useful solution to a outrageous lawyer fees.arsenal, unluckyluciano and finswin56 like this. -
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Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
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Apparently the Illuminati are working right in my back yard. This has to be the best story I've heard in a while. :lol:
WBIR.com | Knoxville, TN | Update: Man trapped in KMA--"Mission failed."unluckyluciano likes this. -
thats funny and people think im crazy......
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I heard about that, they are charging him with battery, man that must be some flatulents.
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I wish you guys wouldn't make jokes. This is obviously an outbreak of mad cow disease and is super serial...........
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Bi-Polar disorder is never not funny
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sad stuff
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