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The USA Today doesn't seem impressed with the Dolphins

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Lt Dan, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. Lt Dan

    Lt Dan Season Ticket Holder

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    NFL midseason grades


    Miami Dolphins (C-)
    Let’s all keep gushing about the Dolphins’ shocking 4-3 record. Sure, kudos to them. And now, let’s remind everyone their four wins are against teams that are 3-4, 3-4, 3-5 and 3-5.
    How they can get better: Limit Ryan Tannehill’s passing attempts. In their three losses, Tannehill has thrown 37.7 passes per game. (Only in the season-opening loss to the Texans did they throw a lot because they trailed by a lot.) In three wins, not counting Sunday’s victory at the Jets when he got knocked out early, Tannehill’s thrown an average of 28.3 passes.
    Prediction: The schedule isn’t that daunting. They could easily go 8-8, which would be impressive in Joe Philbin’s first season.

    http://sports.photos.usatoday.com/gallery/nfl-midseason-grades


    and for the record, the Bills got a C, Pats a B, and Jets a D-
     
  2. shouright

    shouright Banned

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    You'd find the same effect of limiting pass attempts for just about every team in the league.
     
  3. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    The National Enquirer of the mainstream media wrote something of note?

    The USA today caters to people that can't read beyond a 3rd grade level. They are about as relevant as a tabloid newspaper.
     
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  4. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    Just to give you an example of how idiotic and bush-league these guys are:
    So wait, Dolphins penalized for "soft schedule", Falcons can't control who they play? Sounds like this article was written by a Jets fan missing a few chromosomes.
     
  5. JMHPhin

    JMHPhin Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    The football juggernaughts usa today graded us and we are supposed to care? when they can accurately judge a high school team they can dream of judging an NFL team
     
  6. emocomputerjock

    emocomputerjock Senior Member

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    There are Jets fans that aren't missing chromosomes?
     
  7. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Where's one of those Heat fans with a "haters gonna hate" GIF??
     
  8. Desides

    Desides Well-Known Member

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    That might be the most boneheaded statistical analysis and interpretation I've seen anywhere outside of an ESPN-related outlet.
     
  9. firedan

    firedan Well-Known Member

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    Other than color ,USA today is just another newspaper to line a bird cage.
     
  10. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Even birds deserve better.
     
  11. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmm I think online at least usa today has some decent articles. Not sure about all the hate or the national enquirer comparison.
     
  12. smahtaz

    smahtaz Pimpin Ain't Easy

    That's about right. I give them about a C so far.

    Coulda, shoulda, woulda been 6 and 1. That would be an A. 5 and 2 would be a B. 4 and 3 is a C. No big deal. There are still more games to be played than have been played.

    Any ratings at this point aren't worth the time it took to write them. Unless, of course, your job is to create web hits.
     
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  13. jw3102

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    This is almost too funny. The Bills have a higher grade than the Dolphins, yet the teams they have beaten so far this season are the Chiefs at 1-6, Browns at 2-6, and the Cardinals at 4-4. So according to the person from USA Today who wrote these ridiculous rankings, a team which has won games against teams with a combined 12-18 is worse than a teams with wins over teams with a combined 7-16 record.

    I admit that before the season started, I thought the Bills and Jets were going to be better than the Dolphins this season. I am not stupid enough to look at how these teams have played so far and think that the Bills are a better team right now than the Dolphins. The individual giving these grades obviously is biased against the Dolphins and just doesn't want to give them credit for being a much improved team.

    I really could care less what this person thinks about the Dolphins. All I know is that I would much rather have the players now on the Dolphins than the rosters of any of the other teams in the AFC East. The Patriots may still be the best team in the division this season, but the Dolphins aren't far behind and I can easily see the Dolphins passing right by the Patriots in the coming seasons.

    As far as the Bills and Jets are concerned, who cares, they are merely fodder for what the Dolphins are now building in Miami.
     
  14. evz

    evz Feral Druid Club Member

    Lol I had the exact same reaction :)
     
  15. jw3102

    jw3102 season ticket holder

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    I don't have a problem with a C rating, since they are only 4-3 right now. My problem is that they were given a C minus rating, while the Bills were given a C. How anyone can justify the Bills being rated over the Dolphins right now is beyond me.
     
  16. Lt Dan

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    IMO, a C is meeting expectations....we are clearly exceeding expectations...aren't we?
     
  17. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    This always makes me laugh when someone tries to diminish the accomplishment of a teams record based on their opponents record. Does it even occur to these dopes that those teams have that many losses because the Dolphins beat them all?? Miami played a part in those teams losing records so how can they be criticized for that? Thats like saying to a team- after week one- "sure you`re 1-0 but the only team you beat is 0-1".
     
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  18. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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  19. mroz

    mroz Fix the OL Club Member

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    Let me get this straight… they think that teams that are ahead in the NFL pass the ball less…. genius!
     
  20. cdz12250

    cdz12250 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    McPaper, they call it. Mostly pictures. Articles continued on the next page because the average reader can't handle finding the page where the article continues, as in a normal paper. You expect intellectual analysis in something written for the lowest common denominator?
     
  21. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    So we're not that great because the teams we beat are 3-4, 3-4, 3-5 and 3-5?

    Hmmm, if we didn't beat those teams they'd be 4-3, 4-3, 4-4 & 4-4. Logic is fun.
     
  22. barnetlevineesq

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    Among other defects in this USA Today piece, is the fact that both of the 3-4 teams that Miami beat, would have been 4-3 if Miami would not have won those games. Add to that, the supposed correlation/causation thing between the number of times Tannehill passes and the win/loss column, it seems to ignore that two of those games came down to the wire in overtime; and had the ball gone through the uprights, well, there goes that (leap) theory too.
     
  23. barnetlevineesq

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    My apologies Finascious D. Apparently, you already made one of the points I wrote about (I'm new here; I just saw the title of the thread and replied without seeing the most recent post: your post).
     
  24. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Its all good...and welcome.
     
  25. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Everyone in the AFCE plays essentially the same schedule.
    Better give the Pats a C-.
     
  26. ToddPhin

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    We should be at the least a B- with an arrow pointing up. It's absolutely absurd to call a current wildcard playoff team that lost 2 games in OT a C-.
     
  27. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    And just how many teams are better than 3-4, 3-5. before last Sunday?

    Edit: I see I was not the only one with this answer.
     
  28. Shoes

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    USA Today, what you've just written ... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent writing were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
     
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