The Wild Pat, previously only seen in West Virginia has apparently migrated south from West Virgina and has been spotted in the Miami area. People and Defenders alike are being urged to stay inside and avoid the football fields, where this creature can strike with either his lightning fast feet or cannon-like arm. The Wild Pat has been known to make coaches go literatly insane causing them headaches before and after they isolating themselves in rooms for hours on end, where they will watch tapes of the Wild Pat in action. This, my friends, is an urgent situation and if you hear the following noises you are encouraged to run.... [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZuO4LgvMdk&feature=related"]YouTube - Pat White is unimpressed by your growling.[/ame] (I really hope at least one person finds this funny...lol)
My God, he's a soothsayer. He knew all along. He was just ****ing with us. That's called 'foreshadowing'. What made it perfect is that they faded the last one out.
