Frickin genius you are! To quote someone who said this before and I have no clue who it was, "Griddles! Take notes!"
a few pick up lines .. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. I wanna bag you like some groceries You got something on your chest: my eyes Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Not to be a downer, but just for reference, you are more likely to suffocate someone to death than knock them unconscious because of the chloroform.