TheOnion.com's Preview of the Dolphins

Miami Dolphins

* Strength: With a new big-name free agent and a talented young quarterback, Miami has the potential to disappoint like never before
* Weakness: A common sleeper pick among analysts; few things spell your demise quite as surely as that
* Player To Watch: LeBron James should play his first game at tight end roughly halfway through the season
* Intangibles: Already boasting loads of beautiful women and the NBA's most talented assemblage of players, Miami needs only to win the Super Bowl to really send a f**k-you to the rest of the nation

http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-sports-2010-nfl-teambyteam-guide,18023/?slide=3

lol. I think it's funny.