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ThePhins WIENER NICKNAME thread (only meant for posters w/ a sense of humor)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by ToddPhin, Feb 2, 2013.

  1. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    A post by DJphinfan in another thread got me started on this, so I thought I'd make it into its own thread.
    So here it is- nicknames that TP posters gave their willies. :shifty:

    Fin D calls his Domino...... cause it goes down easily
    PSG's is Trophy..... cause it collects a lotta dust
    Unlucky named his Drawbridge.... cause it only goes up for the biggins
    MrClean's is Mr Marshmallow.... cause it's a treat for hot cocoa
    Shouright calls it NASCAR#10..... cause its performance is held back by its driver....... (Google it if you don't get it)
    Panda named it Oxford....... cause he lets both genders wear it
    Section calls his Taxi..... cause it only gets a ride when it's paid for
    CK just changed his to Hurry Up While She's Asleep...... self explanatory
    LBsFinest calls it Cochran.... cause it got a black man off
    RevRick's is named Secret..... cause it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman
    Lmeister calls his PETA.... cause no one takes it seriously
    Boik named his Nepotist.... cause it prefers to stay in the family... or yours
    Finyak calls his Crown Vic.... cause it stops you if you go too fast
    OhioFanatic's is called Thimble..... cause it only works when you insert a finger
    Frumundah nicknamed his Belichick.... cause it still has its hoodie on....... (religious reference)
    McLovin's is named Michael...... cause all he can do is beat it
    GIK calls his Titanic..... cause chicks cry when it's over... and a few men too
    Muck named his ThePhins..... cause it kicks you out when you talk dirty
    Slick nicknamed his Normandy..... cause it's met with a lotta resistance


    ......feel free to keep it going ya bums
     
  2. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Toddler you are large silly person. :yes:
     
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  3. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    thank you? lol
     
  4. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Phinsational names his "a thread started by phinsational on thephins" cause everyone laughs when they see it.
     
  5. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  6. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    If there was anyone to start a dick thread, it would definitely be Todd......errr Phinsational.
     
  7. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    Don't be hatin' just cause your nickname is in the other thread.... for vaginas.
     
  8. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    I do call mine domino....but only because its black with white dots on it.
     
  9. #1 fan

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    Diamond

    Because it's a girl's best friend.
     
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  10. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Maynard calls his Phinsational....cause it has nothing better to do than research
     
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  11. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    ... and b/c it goes down easy...... or do you just not find Sick attractive anymore?
     
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  12. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    fixed




    You can only make fun of others in this thread you dummy. :p
     
  13. #1 fan

    #1 fan Well-Known Member

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    Oh ok. My bad.

    Phinsational calls his Sporano, because he pumps his fist and thinks he's scoring.
     
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  14. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    ok, you can stick to your original post.
     
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  15. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    You gotta admit, that was pretty funny what he said. :yes:
     
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  16. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    what can I say, I have a nice fist.
     
  17. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    That's what Tony said too.
     
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  18. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    He never met my fist.... although there were many times I wish he had.
     
  19. 305

    305 Ryan F'n Tannehill Club Member

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    Go away.. 'batin.
    I thought Phinsational's was named Lennay because it was non existent?
     
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  20. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    I see a common theme developing in this thread.

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    jealousy
     
  22. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    You should see a doctor about that. :lol:
     
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  23. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Phinsational calls his the Analyst.
     
  24. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Delete, double post
     
  25. Boik14

    Boik14 Admin Club Member Retired Administrator

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    I actually call mine Purple Headed Warrior since its always ready for battle.
    Sometimes though I call it Blinky cause its occasionally spits in her face
     
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  26. Boik14

    Boik14 Admin Club Member Retired Administrator

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    Phinsational actually calls his milk carton since its gone missing for years and will probably never be found again.
     
  27. MikeHoncho

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    Close. I call mine The. Professor
     
  28. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    phinsational calls his bigfoot.......because the only people who have seen it are weird guys who hang out in the woods.
     
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  29. ToddPhin

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    ..... and cause you squeeze it too hard
     
  30. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    At any time feel free to nickname one of the other thousand posters on this forum. :angry:
     
  31. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I thought it was because old black men play with it on their porch all summer.
     
  32. ToddPhin

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    BlameItOnTheHenne calls his Hurricane..... cause it hasn't been relevant in years
     
  33. ToddPhin

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    CashInFist named it CandyLand.... cause he thinks it's safe for ages 3 and up
     
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  34. Paul 13

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    phinsational calls it Todd's Wand, because his name is Todd and it casts a spell on unsuspecting trolls.
     
  35. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    oh yeah, well Paul calls his R2D2...... cause it's short & stubby and sounds like an income tax term.
     
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  36. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    They made a movie about mine:

    Anaconda.
     
  37. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    Boik calls his Free Willy, because he needs the help of a special little boy. :shifty:
     
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  38. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    .... but mainly cause JLo faked the whole thing.
     
  39. Jt0323

    Jt0323 Fins Up! Luxury Box

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    To pay homage to this years Super Bowl I call mine, the Blackout


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  40. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    ..... cause the ladies wake up wondering where the heck they are and how they got there?
     
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