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ThePhins WIENER NICKNAME thread (only meant for posters w/ a sense of humor)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by ToddPhin, Feb 2, 2013.

  1. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I heard that was it was called 40 year old virgin.

    No, its called Free Willy cause its the size of a whale. :yes:
     
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  2. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    No,.........because they wonder why they can't see anything. Nothing at all.
     
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  3. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I'm not 40, so that's not me. How old are you again?

    If its the size of a whale, you need to pull the magnifying glass back a bit. It puts things into a more 'realistic' perspective.
     
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  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    That's cause it looks bigger in the hand of a special little boy. :chuckle:
     
  5. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Im 34. Not even close chief. you dont ahve to be exactly 40 for the joke to work :)

    The only one who is "special" around here is you so be careful with how you refer to yourself. :pointlol:
     
  6. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Mod abuse! Mod abuse!




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  7. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Dude, dont kick your husband like that. Just cause its not in the house it doesnt mean its not domestic violence. Also, you probably should keep the handcuffs in the bedroom. :console: lol
     
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  8. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I love how he immediately goes right back to writing his ticket. :lol:
     
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  9. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Agreed, you deserved that.
     
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  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    lucky the immigrant, because it always sneaks in somehow........
     
  11. WhiteIbanez

    WhiteIbanez Megamediocremaniacal

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    So Tod Phins is a ringer.
    I thought he got banned?
     
  12. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    He served his time. If he wants to discuss it further thats on him....
     
  13. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    I call mine Alex Jr. because like me he's usually sleeping, sad and depressed.
     
  14. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    ..... or gets arrested for crossing the border
     
  15. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    never made the connection until this thread. Good to have you back Toddsphins
     
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  16. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Free Willy cause its limp like the orcas fin.
     
  17. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Sick's is called Dead since it hasn't risen in years. Before that it was known as Ziti for its small size and width.
     
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  18. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Mine is called Michael Jordan since its the greatest of all time
     
  19. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I thought it was because it was retired and drunk.
     
  20. TiP54

    TiP54 Bad Reputation

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    Live from the Internet.
    I just call mine Ivan.
     
  21. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    ........cause the ladies think it's terrible?
     
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  22. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Winner
     
  23. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    You sure that's not, "Iminivan
     
  24. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Some chick named mine Boris once like 4 years ago even though she never saw it. I never talked to her again.
     
  25. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    She told me it was Rex because it was a chode and had a fetish for pretty mexican boys.
     
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  26. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    this is just too much information.
     
  27. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  28. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  29. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    I would have gone with because it knows how to shoot, but it's batting average sucks.
     
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  30. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    ..... and rarely gets to third base.
     
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  31. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I thought Michael Jordan cause you own a Kitty, and it's beat by everyone nightly?

    And my kitty I mean Dussy (starts with P)
     
  32. cdz12250

    cdz12250 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Some chick named mine Cervantes. Go figure.
     
  33. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I thought Boik re-named his Michael Jordan cause after turning 34 he's had to rely more on technique than ability. :dunno:
     
  34. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Sick calls his Sanchez, cause it runs into butts then fumbles.
     
  35. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    I thought he called it Michael Jordan because he can no longer play the game, and just has to make due by watching young men with more talent try and do it for him.
     
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  36. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    And I fumble ALL OVERRRR THE PLACE
     
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  37. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    I hear Fin D calls his Manti'. Because it only ever been with Lennay Kekua.
    :thanx:
     
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  38. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    Sooooooo 2 days ago:

    Air Force... late again to the party... lmao
     
  39. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    No he calls it Manti because despite all his posturing he just longs to be deep inside another guy.
     
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  40. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    Most days: Nixon

    When I'm tucking: Felix
     
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