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  1. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Jay Cutler's number is "6"

    Nibiru (Planet X - LOL @ that trash science) will destroy us on 09/23/17. Add them together and that's 49. 49/6 = 8.166666666666667.

    "8" is the number of God, according to Christian Numerologists.

    "1" Is where we will be holding the Lombardi Trophy (for @danmarino & @Fin D, and @cuchulainn)

    13 "6's" in a row - Dan Marino, God I miss you. MVP Jay Cutler says, "I care now." This one is for you Dan Marino, the greatest passer in NFL History.

    Then ends in "7" - the number of Jesus Christ himself.

    I have never been more certain in my life that:

    WE WILL WIN A SUPER BOWL THIS SEASON!!!!!!!

    There are MANY more calculations involved, but I'll leave that up to @cbrad. He's 100% legit with his numbers calculations. "How many 6's can we equate here, to make this all make sense?", is the REAL question...



     
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  2. cbrad

    cbrad . Club Member

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    How many 6's? An infinite number.

    The only reason the number you have there "ends" with a 7 is because the calculator can't display an infinite number of 6's haha. Those 6's never end so there is no "7" at the end.
     
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  3. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Ahh, but there is young Jedi. You saw it yourself. Us HUMANS created that.
     
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  4. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Also @cbrad, if it is the number "6" for infinity, that would numerically mean that #6 Jay Cutler is our Football Messiah? Right?
     
  5. cbrad

    cbrad . Club Member

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    Not using logic.. but that hasn't stopped you in the past :smile:
     
  6. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    At least it's a little more fun lately. Low bashing, more thought process about our Mighty Dolphins.

    And about yesterday for everybody on this beloved website? You're Welcome:

     
  7. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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  8. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    It sounded like English, but I didn't understand a thing you said!
     
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  9. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Clearly you don't live with your mother, play next level bridge or drink Holiday Inn tequila.
     
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  10. Fin-O

    Fin-O Initiated Club Member

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    6...

    Jay Cutlers number......number of teeth of CIF's last wench.
     
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  11. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    Clearly! :up:
     
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  12. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    You sure about that @Fin-O??

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  13. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    You have to be in the "Zone" to to hear it @The_Dark_Knight. You can't hear Jimi Hendrix either.
     
  14. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Why do you always say that I live with my mother @Fin D? I moved out at 19 and never looked back. I have my own house and my GF's house.

    Other than that, spot on. lol
     
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  15. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    I always say it because you live with your mother.
     
  16. danmarino

    danmarino Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    No new pics, CiF?
     
  17. danmarino

    danmarino Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Is his mother the one in the 1st pic?
     
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  18. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    OK. Now I know 100% (@cbrad - check the #'s) that YOU live with your mother. Obsessed. Yep, no doubt.

    Found out @Fin D:
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    And, I am certainly being generous here. SERIOUSLY GENEROUS. SERIOUSLY.

    You live in your mom's basement, don't you? Rich parents, spoiled brat. Always championing for something that you really don't care about, just to "Fit In". Yeah, I know you @Fin D. :flag:

    AMERICA!!! (That pisses you off, doesn't it?) lmfao
     
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  19. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    No.

    The first pic is the finance manager at the "buy here pay here" lot that CiF bought his '92 Hunter Green Camaro with 3 good quarter panels. She spends her weekends on the pontoon boat on the river. Her favorite beer cozy says "**** Mondays".

    The second pic is the cocktail waitress at the local bar called Nubby's. She smokes 2-3 packs of the cheapest menthols every day. She has a dog. Named him ***hole after her ex. When she gets home from work she lets him out to run the neighborhood. ***hole tears up other people's stuff in the trailer park. When they complain, she defends the dog by screaming about whatever ethnicity the complainers could possibly be. She does this even though she hates the dog.
     
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  20. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    This is what you get:

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  21. Fin-O

    Fin-O Initiated Club Member

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    That T-shirt may be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

    And I'll shoot you straight.

    Wouldn't touch the first one, but the second one?? After about 8 Crown Apples? I may just do it.
     
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  22. tirty8

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    Makes sense. Could it be any more obvious.
     
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  23. danmarino

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    Yeah, the first thing I thought when I saw the first one was, "I wonder if any of the other lesbians survived the fire?"
     
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  24. djphinfan

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    Lol
     
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