Think twice the next time your wife/girlfriend tells you to sleep on the couch...

Crap Brandon dont post this kinda crap, I sleep on the couch!

 

I think I'll sleep outside now.

 

Had to be a young man.as us old guys know what to say,when to say it,and we kiss butt on a daily basis.I haven't slept on a couch since my early 20s.after 20+ years of marriage,I'm whipped like a puppy.

 

Amen to that. The couch is not my biggest worry, marry a full blooded Italian like I did, then you fear sleeping with the fishes and in the back of Cadillacs.

 

You sir, have a death wish dont you?

 

Well the couch I own doesn't have a bed in it so I'm clear

 

WHEN MURPHY BED ATTACK!

next on FOX

 

It's pretty wild I have to admit. When we go back to Pittsburg and Cleveland where all of her family is, it's a little like Joe Dirt meets the mob. They all just laugh and say my southern accent cracks them up, but you know I'm still packin my .45.

 

SURPRISE!!!!!!!!