Think twice the next time your wife/girlfriend tells you to sleep on the couch...

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brandon27brandon27subscriberOP
Jul 9, 2008, 11:07 PM

... this could happen to you! What a weird... but sad story here..

A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.
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St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying.

The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080709/od_nm/couch_dc;_ylt=AiUu6pPkog0rHRA0oJMgJD6s0NUE


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Big EBig ENew Member
Jul 10, 2008, 12:26 AM

Crap Brandon dont post this kinda crap, I sleep on the couch!:no:

Regan21286Regan21286New Member
Jul 10, 2008, 12:53 AM

"brandon27 wrote:

... this could happen to you! What a weird... but sad story here..

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080709/od_nm/couch_dc;_ylt=AiUu6pPkog0rHRA0oJMgJD6s0NUE

I think I'll sleep outside now.

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calphincalphinNew Member
Jul 10, 2008, 01:03 AM

Had to be a young man.as us old guys know what to say,when to say it,and we kiss butt on a daily basis.I haven't slept on a couch since my early 20s.after 20+ years of marriage,I'm whipped like a puppy.:couch:


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Georgia FinGeorgia Finforum_veteran
Jul 10, 2008, 06:47 AM

"calphin wrote:

Had to be a young man.as us old guys know what to say,when to say it,and we kiss butt on a daily basis.I haven't slept on a couch since my early 20s.after 20+ years of marriage,I'm whipped like a puppy.:couch:

Amen to that. The couch is not my biggest worry, marry a full blooded Italian like I did, then you fear sleeping with the fishes and in the back of Cadillacs.:lol:

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

HardKoreXXXHardKoreXXXNew Member
Jul 10, 2008, 09:54 AM

"Georgia Fin wrote:

Amen to that. The couch is not my biggest worry, marry a full blooded Italian like I did, then you fear sleeping with the fishes and in the back of Cadillacs.:lol:

You sir, have a death wish dont you?

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AbideN703AbideN703New Member
Jul 10, 2008, 10:33 AM

Well the couch I own doesn't have a bed in it so I'm clear :up:

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Jul 10, 2008, 10:34 AM

WHEN MURPHY BED ATTACK!

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Georgia FinGeorgia Finforum_veteran
Jul 10, 2008, 06:38 PM

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

You sir, have a death wish dont you?

It's pretty wild I have to admit. When we go back to Pittsburg and Cleveland where all of her family is, it's a little like Joe Dirt meets the mob. They all just laugh and say my southern accent cracks them up, but you know I'm still packin my .45.:lol:

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

finsgirliefinsgirlieluxury_box
Jul 10, 2008, 08:10 PM

"enforcerfin33 wrote:

Crap Brandon dont post this kinda crap, I sleep on the couch!:no:

SURPRISE!!!!!!!! :lol:

Big EBig ENew Member
Jul 10, 2008, 09:28 PM

"finsgirlie wrote:

SURPRISE!!!!!!!! :lol:

:tantrum:

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