Thought I'd put this here for this special occasion.Sorry if you wanted it somewhere else. All in good,clean fun Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The New York Jets Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q: How do you keep a New York Jet out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in New York in case of a tornado? A: To the Meadowlands - they never get a touchdown there. Q: Why was Eric Mangini upset when the New York Jets play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet. Q: What's the difference between the New York Jets and a dollar bill? A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How many New York Jets does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we will never find out. Add your own.
How do you know Vernon Gholston has been to your house? He's crying on your kitchen floor and your cat just scored a touchdown.
Did you hear Brett Favre couldn't get home after the game Sunday? Someone put an end zone in front of the door.