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Today is the day.JETS joke thread..

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by 54Fins, Dec 28, 2008.

  1. 54Fins

    54Fins "In Gase we trust"

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    over there
    Thought I'd put this here for this special occasion.Sorry if you wanted it somewhere else.
    All in good,clean fun

    Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting
    around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The New York Jets

    Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy
    Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 60,000 people stand
    up and yell 'Jesus
    Christ.'

    Q: How do you keep a New York Jet out
    of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.


    Q: Where do you go in New York in case
    of a tornado?
    A: To the Meadowlands - they never get a
    touchdown there.

    Q: Why was Eric Mangini upset when the
    New York Jets play book was stolen?
    A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.


    Q: What's the difference between the
    New York Jets and a dollar
    bill?
    A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a
    dollar bill.

    Q: How many New York Jets does it take
    to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

    Add your own.
     
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  2. These are priceless!!!
     
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  3. Vendigo

    Vendigo German Gigolo Club Member

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    How do you know Vernon Gholston has been to your house?

    He's crying on your kitchen floor and your cat just scored a touchdown.
     
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  4. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Did you hear Brett Favre couldn't get home after the game Sunday?

    Someone put an end zone in front of the door.
     
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