Today is the day.JETS joke thread..
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54Finsforum_veteranOPThought I'd put this here for this special occasion.Sorry if you wanted it somewhere else.
All in good,clean fun
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting
around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Jets
Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy
Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand
up and yell 'Jesus
Christ.'
Q: How do you keep a New York Jet out
of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in New York in case
of a tornado?
A: To the Meadowlands - they never get a
touchdown there.
Q: Why was Eric Mangini upset when the
New York Jets play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.
Q: What's the difference between the
New York Jets and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a
dollar bill.
Q: How many New York Jets does it take
to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
Add your own.
VendigosubscriberHow do you know Vernon Gholston has been to your house?
He's crying on your kitchen floor and your cat just scored a touchdown.
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only reason for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless.
Paganforum_veteranDid you hear Brett Favre couldn't get home after the game Sunday?
Someone put an end zone in front of the door.
".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66
"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D
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