So I posted this on my facebook last night. But figured I would share with my fellow lounge lizards as well. So 2009 can kiss my black ***. Here is a list of the top 10 things I am swearing off as of January 1st, in no particular order: 1. Alcohol 2. Cigarettes 3. Soda 4. Girls 5. Beanies 6. Junk Food 7. Video Games 8. Masturbating 9. Drugs 10. Porn And the following list is of the top 10 things I will relapse on doing by January 15th (at the latest), in no particular order: 1. Alcohol 2. Cigarettes 3. Soda 4. Girls 5. Beanies 6. Junk Food 7. Video Games 8. Masturbating 9. Drugs 10. Porn
If you time it right, Porn and Masturbating can be the last thing you swear off, and the first thing your relapse just based on normal recovery times. Win/Win!
That will probably be the most productive two weeks of your life. Either that or all of the buildup from the lack of women, porn, and masturbation will cause you to stroke out after 5 days.
No women, porn or masturbation?! You'd have to roll your swollen, blue nutz around in a Segway after a week. And no alcohol to help you cope with that???!!!
ssshhhh, everyone knows Wolf had a bad experience with a Beanie....we dont like to discuss it. Spoiler Wolf, was gang-raped, over the course of 46 minutes, by a gaggle of Beanies about 2yrs ago
Seriously, dont even get him started on this fad......a PROFITABLE organization controlled and run by several of the FELONs that did it to him.....not enough evidence to convict, so they continue to walk free among us today, spinning there plastic rotors in a mocking fashion to this day. sad...very sad...
You know what is funny about this? I posted this on my FB, and my cousin thought the same thing, about me swearing off Beanie Babies. I will tell you what I told her.Not what I meant, but those can go to hell too.
A gaggle? Is that the correct phrase for a group of Juvenile stuffed animals that go out of thier way to hunt down and gang-rape a down-trodden Miami Dolphins fan? Just wondering as in case I ever get that question on an exam of any type I would certainly hate to get it wrong....
stoopid, not the stuffed animals (that's a herd)...the hats with the propellers are the gaggle, and they RAPED him, man, they RAPED him hard for 46 minutes!!!!!