Tuesday Morning One-liners

So how did DE Chris Long keep his dad, Howie, from getting sticking his flat-top in the middle of things? “I’ve said, ‘Dad, you’re an old man now. It’s not your time any more.” (Maybe Chris Long should give Archie Manning a phone call.)

It really sucks to suck.

Fins DE Jason Taylor continues to cut the rug.

The Ravens will visit with Richmond RB Tom Hightower.

The Texans hope to find a keeper with the No. 18 pick.

Maybe Coach Kevlar can use the polygraph to find out whether K Mike Vanderjagt was truly liquored up when he criticized Peyton Manning and Tony Dungy.

Anthony Mix could be the No. 3 receiver in Washington.

Bucs WR Paris Warren, who had an ugly injury in the 2007 preseason finale, says he’s nearly back to 100 percent.

Among the Rams’ pre-draft guests is Arkansas RB Darren McFadden.

Pat Tillman’s widow is gradually emerging from the shadows.

The Seahawks have signed P Reggie Hodges.

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