Tweeting too Hard

i still don't know how i feel about these things..
i mean, there are like 3 or 4 people with multiple tweets on the first page alone. makes you think that those are either the website editors or just people purposely writing things to get on...

some are still funny though

 

arent you just helping these people get more hits though by linking to their twits or whatever haha. Seems like this will just help perpetuate their self aggrandizing even more.

 

I hate twitter.

 

following female porn stars on twitter>>>

 

i'm considering making one of those and only updating it for the most ridiculous **** like when i gotta take a piss or when i'm going to get some water or a beer or something. and act like it's important of course.

 

Just dropped a huge deuce. It smells like a hobo raped a skunk. About an hour ago on Twitter

 

It isn't?

 

Sure beats the jerk on facebook posting ( . Y . ) on his status bar.

 

whoever make that last one needs a punch in the face

 

1687260346 10 Dear Diary: this weekend I learned that when I try to be myterious, I usually just come off as interesting and charming.

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Among other things Im sure.

 

yes.

 

i dont twitter. dont really see the point

 

now update it every time you go and you'll definitely be onto something. you'll probably have 100k subscribers by the end of the month

 

i think the true way to do it would be do twitter on your phone while taking a piss. then you know you've taken a step up in this world.