1. padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    hmm, well, have a bit of an eye contact deal going on with a rather nice looking lady with hair so dark that..

    It looks red in the sunrise


    Have no idea where to go with this one, she has this towering dignity, but when I drop in my contact lenses over my glasses, I get the head turning back to glance at me..but have no idea how to strike up a conversation with her.

    Beautiful lady, but so conservative in her actions..have no idea...
     
  2. Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    ....I don't get what your asking?
     
  3. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    ah... you know what they say about Latina ladies?
     
  4. Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Pads, the best line is "Hello". Then if you don't know her introduce yourself.


    EDIT: Gonna need pics so the board can make a determination on how to proceed as well
     
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  5. BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Pics plz
     
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  6. GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    Grow a set.
     
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  7. padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Fair enough, picture a petite brunette, cutting eyes at you, but who gives off -0- indicators of interest physically.

    Add contact lenses, and she is turning her head, randomly, to look...

    :dunno:
     
  8. slickj101 Is Water

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    Hi usually works pretty well.
     
  9. padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Ever been stabbed?
     
  10. Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    Where is this happening at, your eye care place?
     
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  11. padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Drop in the contacts, highlight ocean blue eyes, smile, heads turn.

    5 at last count, toss on a black trench coat..

    Reason for asking for advice is Latinas are not in my realm of experience..hard to read body language in this situation.

    grip purse, dress up, look at me..wear a pony tail...
     
  12. Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    I was unaware that body language changed from white women to Latinas.....
     
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  13. slickj101 Is Water

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    Yup. And now when he asks her out it has to be Taco Bell instead of McDonalds.
     
  14. TiP54 Bad Reputation

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    Live from the Internet.
    If pics aren't nekked, don't bother posting.
     
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    Haha...not laughing at you, this is just hilarious to me how your explaining all this. I'm dieing here
     
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  17. slickj101 Is Water

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    No,

     
  18. padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    :lol:

    Bettert to take slings and arrows now, then to make an error in minute
     
  19. padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    You take that weak *** bull**** outta my face Bro, when I'm down..it's 100%, I wanna know everything..shoe size, where she buys her hairpins, the whole deal.

    Taco Bell ain't got nothing to do with it, and if one thinks about it...kinda dummy to go there
     
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  20. padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Disagree, for a number of reasons, imvho there are latinas who are very very conservative as to avoid unwanted attention.
     
  21. Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    The Hispanic females for whatever reason seem to be my specialty. Fashion and confidence seem to be what their most interested in, I guess my extreme good looks helps as well. But this generally goes with every female, just be supremely confident when you meet and great.
     
  22. BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    ...
     
  23. padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    That would be disrespectful.
     
  24. MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Make a comment on something she's wearing. Her hair maybe. Don't compliment on her looks; common mistake.

    Also, please ignore anything Sick or Lucky may tell you regarding the use of chloroform.
     
  25. slickj101 Is Water

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    You hold down Mighty Taco, player.
     
  26. slickj101 Is Water

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    lol You're really making this way more complex than it is.

    If she's already eye-****ing you, just say hello and start talking to her.


    The trick isn't saying the perfect thing, the trick is not saying anything really stupid.
     
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    O yea and under no circumstance mention how you were confused by her being a "latina girl."

    They don't like that.
     
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    Don't agree with ya there. I guess it's subjective. In my experience though, the latina chicks are the most likely to grab and feel, even platonically (which is probably the most frustrating case after YOU fail to escalate further). White chicks are the most meh, and the sisters of a darker complexion tend to be the most aggressive, both physically and verbally.
     
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    Pfft! Approach with a "Hola, dices taco Frito Bandito Pendejo!" and she'll love you forever!

    j/k
     
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    Not to mention ****ing creepy as ****.
     
  31. slickj101 Is Water

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    Might as well bring in the mariachi band and a soccer ball while you're at it.
     
  32. MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    [video=youtube;6jlguoW3fVA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jlguoW3fVA[/video]
     
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    What if..her English is bad..to go with my poor Spanish?

    I'd like to step up, do not want to be clowned though Bro.
     
  34. padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    IDK Bro, some are very very closed off...the sensual stuff..perhaps...

    I don't want to go BIG as circumspection prevents me,
     
  35. MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Stop making excuses. If you get clowned you get clowned, you can't be afraid to make a move, much less approach.

     
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    Prevents you from what? Stop thinking and just act or blurt out something. She doesn't need a dissertation.
     
  37. GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    Honestly yes.
     
  38. Fin D Sigh

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    He meant with a knife, not Big E's junk.
     
  39. Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Quit being a little ***** with a skinned knee. You're clowning yourself by saying this weak *** ****. Saying hello is not that big of a deal. I say it to hundreds of random people daily as a matter of decency.
     
  40. Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Jesus dude, its not like she just got to this country.
     

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