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Unleashing the "real" Kracken

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Finfangirl, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. Finfangirl

    Finfangirl Season Ticket Holder Luxury Box

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    http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201211/nfler-has-bizarre-gameday-alter-ego



    I thought this was related since most of you like to call Wake the Kracken....but it looks like someone already took that name.

    *mods, i wasnt sure where to put this, so move it if you want to.
     
  2. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    :lol:
     
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  3. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Blasphemy!!

    Hardy no Wakie..bastage..
     
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  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    FFG, how do you feel about butt Kracken?
     
  5. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Hardy doesn't deserve such a strong nickname as Kracken. Maybe Kracken light, but not full on Kracken.
     
  6. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    I'll just call him Greg "I ain't got **** on Cam Wake" Hardy.
     
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  7. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    There is but one Kraken, and he began in the frigid waters of the Great White North, not by missing games in college due to incorrect sized shoes.
     
  8. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Who is Greg Hardy?
     
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  9. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I think he makes t-shirts they sell at truck stops?
     
  10. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    He's a 290-pound 4-3 defensive end with 6.5 sacks. Former 6th round pick.

    Basically a productive Jared Odrick.
     
  11. Conuficus

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    Well away from here
    Who also happens to be bat **** crazy.
     
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  12. RickyNeverInhaled

    RickyNeverInhaled Well-Known Member

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    Blasphemy!
     
  13. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Eh, I've been meaning to start calling Wake the Wake-ness monster anyhow.
     
  14. RickyNeverInhaled

    RickyNeverInhaled Well-Known Member

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    not bad.
     
  15. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Nicknames are generally contrived and way overused anyway IMO.

    Only a fraction are decent and actually work. Like Smokin' Joe Frazier or Thomas 'The Hitman' Hearns (and even he started as 'The Motor City Cobra').

    MMA is my favorite. For every Jon 'Bones' Jones, there's a dozen Nick 'The Promise' Rings.
     
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  16. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    1000% agree, but they are quaint amusement for the kids I guess. :shifty:
     
  17. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    You need to release your Kracken you ole fart...lol
     
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  18. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    I make sure my britches are pulled up all the way so no one can see my butt kracken.
     
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  19. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    He and his brother are private investigators.

    Am I showing my age?
     
  20. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    boobies...that's all I see now.
     
  21. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Wakes nickname came from his extraordinary celebration... It fits, and it shall stay I say..lol
     
  22. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    So they call you T-Wing, eh?
     
  23. ToddPhin

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    He tried to, Dougy, but he took too much Metamucil yesterday and now he's feeling the consequences.
     
  24. padre31

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    Not so much Deej, Wake's came from his CFL name being to long:

    "EarthWake"

    And exploding on the scene at the same time Clash of the Titans was remade and released+his style of sort of using a long arm to pull down a Qb like a encyhlaepod would catch a fish.
     
  25. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I'm not in the mood for nicknames anymore anyways Pod..
     
  26. ToddPhin

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    The pre-1980's NFL nicknames were great IMO, Muck.

    Crazy Legs Hirsh
    Too Tall Jones
    Night Train Lane
    Concrete Charlie
    Raw Meat (Bob StClair)
    FudgeHammer Frank Nunley (obviously this would have a different meaning today than in the 60's/70's :lol:)
    Galloping Ghost
    Broadway Joe
    Kansas Comet
    Mean Joe
    Blonde Bomber Bradshaw
    Scramblin' Fran
    Slingin' Sammy
    Uptown Gene (Upshaw)
    Hacksaw Reynolds
    First Down Jim Brown
    Diesel Riggins
    The Juice
    Dandy Don Meredith
    Bullett Bob Hayes
    Lou "The Toe" Groza
    Glue Fingers Lavelli
    Billy White Shoes
    Mad Stork (Ted Hedricks)
    Mad Duck (Karras)
    Bald Eagle (Tittle)
    Old Bones Morrall
    Steel Curtain
    Alley Oop Owens
    Purple People Eaters
    Fearsome Foursome
    No Name Defense
    Monsters of the Midway
    The Million Dollar Backfield (Tittle, McIlhenny, Joe Perry, JH Johnson)





    Most of the new nicknames seem too contrived, and it's like they're being handed out like Halloween candy and are annoyingly exaggerated to boot.
     
  27. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    QB Funeral Wake
     
  28. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    He's just a moron. This is the same guy who tweeted a pic of him going like 100mph.
     
  29. ToddPhin

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    Maybe Cam's nickname should be something subtle and throwback..... like Holdin' Cam Wake.


    If we could get that to go national perhaps its mocking nature could draw more flags thrown on his behalf like he deserves.
     
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