So there's some creepy un-named people here in my office that are doing some creepy practices in regards to the crappers. Basically this group of now-called "Warm Toilet Seat Bandits" will only sit on toilet seats that have recently been warmed by another user of the seat. These creepy bandits even go as far as hanging out outside of the restroom and wait for potential crap-takers to enter.... They then stalk the stall in use causing an uncomfortable and uneasy relief of the bowels until the user leaves. The WTSB then enters the stall and enjoys a warm toilet seat to take a dumb. Rumors are circulating that the origin of the WTSB is the recent cold weather in South Florida. The WTSB has been known to run a muck in the northern states for the last 50+ years. Their expansion to South Florida is causing an uproar in the community which is forcing police to aggressively pursue WTSB members. Here's a detailed plan of how the WTSB crew attacks it's targets: And here's some gang paraphernalia found on location:
Public toilets are nasty as it is. Somebody actually WANTING to use a public toilet immediately after somebody else is unthinkable to me. Jesus Christ...
not in prison........... now the next question will be "lucky how do you know that". My reply will be I did a stint after my affiliation with wtsb was found out......
Of course not. I always found it odd how the smell of your OWN feces is like a fragrance...but when you smell others feces it makes you want to vomit. Same with farts.
