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Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by jason8er, Apr 13, 2008.

  1. jason8er

    jason8er Luxury Box Luxury Box

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    Thought I would share this funny email that a friend just sent me:

     
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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Wow did not know that
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    knowledge is POWER!!!!
     
  4. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Outstanding work bro! :beer:
     
  5. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    So people are really full of **** ...................... wet **** that is.
     
  6. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    well you need a certain amount of germs and viruses so your body knows how to fight them. No wonder people who drink all the time have health problems.
     
  7. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    My grandpa was fine until a few years ago unfortunately. All he did was drink.
     
  8. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Kid, you cant possibility believe your grandpa had great health by drinking all the time.
     
  9. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Lol not saying it was great but he didn't have much big problems.
     
  10. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    all due respect, no problems that you know of.

    all my grandma does is smoke ciggs and drink coffee, she was fine up until last year. if it doesnt affect you soon enough, itll make your senior years miserable for sure.
     
  11. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    I'm sorry to hear about your grandmas health. I wish my grandpa wasn't an alcoholic but I guess some people were made for certain things.
     
  12. Celtkin

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    Errr... that's not true unless you drink from your toilet. Sorry to be a buzz killer. It's the microbiologist in me. :)

    It takes 4 drops of bleach per gallon of water to kill all bacteria in water. That is less than the average amount of choline that most municipal water supplies use. Most tap water is bacteria free.

    Also, E. coli is not "poop" but is just one of the coliforms in feces. Most E. coli are harmless. Your gut has billions of them.

    BUT ... wine and other alcoholic beverages are a good way to avoid any bacteria and is a key to good times.
     
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  13. phineas64

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    There goes my excuse when people tell me I'm full of it..
     
  14. jason8er

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    Yeah, I didn't know it was a joke when I opened it, but even with just my one year of micro and public health, I knew it was way off. Then when the word "poop" showed up I knew better .:lol:
     
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