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We are doomed!

Discussion in 'Religion and Spirituality' started by adamprez2003, Oct 10, 2008.

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  1. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    Its official. God has given up on mankind. 2000 years after sacrificing his son for our benefit, God has decided that there is no hope for humanity to live up to the standards he has set for us. Rather than destroy the world however, he has simply chosen to uplift a new species and start the process over again

    Scientists: Va. shark's pup a 'virgin birth' - Yahoo! News

    Scientists have confirmed the second case of a "virgin birth" in a shark.

    In a study reported Friday in the Journal of Fish Biology, scientists said DNA testing proved that a pup carried by a female Atlantic blacktip shark in the Virginia Aquarium & Marine Science Center contained no genetic material from a male.

    The first documented case of asexual reproduction, or parthenogenesis, among sharks involved a pup born to a hammerhead at an Omaha, Neb., zoo.

    left out of the story where the three wise dolphins that were seen offering presents of tuna, sardine and one out of luck swimmer
     
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  2. Ohiophinphan

    Ohiophinphan Chaplain Staff Member Luxury Box

    Well done!
     
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  3. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    It wont be long now before they start walking on land.....
     
  4. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    But can the shark's pup walk on water...:shifty:
     
  5. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    :lol: not yet but then i dont think jesus could walk on water when he was first born. I know how hard it is to get a child to take a bath. imagine how hard it would have been if that child could walk on water

    "jesus you get back here and get in that tub young man! an stop walking on the water or you're going straight to bed with no dinner!"
     
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    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    :lol: landshark!
     
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    Sceeto Well-Known Member

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    "..or you're going straight to bed with no dinner!" That wouldn't matter because he would be able to turn his bed into a Philly cheese steak or something. =)
     
  8. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    knock knock
    who is it?
    plummer....


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    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    eventually, one this shark's followers is going to lead all humans and animal species on a wooden boat to survive the great flooding were going to endure as a result of global warming.
     
  10. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    :lol:
     

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